Olly Parry-Jones

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@StokeyyG2 I actually thought it was sad that England players didn't show as much fight or hunger to try and win the game. "Friendly" matches aren't about hugging and kissing the opposition. There's a match to be won. A warm up for the competitive matches.

Look at all the Uruguay players going mental as if it’s not a friendly…😂😂😂

@TTWAR62 @itvfootball Matterface has been bingeing on John Wick films, based on the number of times he used the term 'incommunicado' last night.

Who the fuck @itvfootball ever came up with the idea of "I know, let's put together Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon together as our commentary duo". Whoever it was wants fucking shooting. Absolute dirge for years and no sign of any improvement whatsoever.

@Barney_Boy67 I still can't believe how they worship him after his behaviour in December/January. Player believes he's bigger than the club. Fans and club allow him to be bigger.

Good of Liverpool to get a statue of Salah before he leaves 👏👏👏👏

@pgaskell13 I wanted Tuchel before INEOS forced Amorim in early. But he said no - he wasn't stupid. But yeah, seeing all that sideways passing last night... We've seen too much of that at Old Trafford over the years.

so pleased Tuchel signed a new contract with England and won’t be available in the summer

@Hunter_Ape1 @TerryBriton @Fx1Jonny I think he's a Farage Fucker. The symbol of racism says it all.

@TerryBriton @Fx1Jonny Fucking hell are you thick? U must live in a bin.

He’s single handedly destroying the world’s economy. It’s now £1.80 per litre of diesel in large parts of the UK. But this fucking clown is dancing. Cunt!

I've just signed @RamblersGB. Fewer than 3,000 signatures require to reach their 10,000 target. Will you add your name? action.ramblers.org.uk/tell-our-gover…

@Kwabs_Jay @FrankEra_ Well, it's mostly when, in a United short, he'll try to step up and play an offside trap that doesn't work. We've also seen clips of him "sprinting" to get back and never get close. I've not noticed it yet under Carrick, though it was prevalent under previous managers.

@OllyPJ @FrankEra_ That pace talk doesn’t make sense tbvh. When did that become a problem?

Call me crazy, but Harry Maguire is still England’s 2nd best centre-back option. So much more reliable these days compared to 2/3 years ago. Has cut out 90% of his errors. Aerially the strongest in the country. I reckon he’s going to really surprise Thomas Tuchel. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@utdshows Shaw is definitely over-criticised and hated without good reason. While I do feel he's sadly beyond his best now. Diego Leon has yet to be tested. Some of the others sought regular first-team minutes elsewhere.

🚨 Left-backs who have failed to replace Luke Shaw’s quality at Manchester United, despite his recurring injuries: ✅️ Tyrell Malacia ✅️ Alex Telles ✅️ Álvaro Carreras ✅️ Harry Amass ✅️ Brandon Williams ✅️ Cameron Borthwick-Jackson ✅️ Diego León ✅️ Patrick Dorgu It’s hard to ignore the fact that so many players have come in, yet none have truly managed to replace him. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔥❤️ At this point… are we underrating Luke Shaw? 👀

@ThisIsAgam Honestly, in the second half, the only gameplan I saw was "pass the ball to Maguire". He might then hit a long ball, with out. But given the players we have in midfield, we should definitely be working and testing the opposition to try and break through them.

I feel for Phil Foden. Constantly scanning, showing, demanding the ball and getting starved by a backline obsessed with sterile circulation. Harry Maguire and Jordan Henderson dictating tempo at walking pace is structurally killing England’s progression. No verticality. No third man runs. No intent. You don’t unlock elite profiles by suffocating them in low tempo U shaped possession. This is control without purpose.

@Utdbeni "It was the manager's fault, what an idiot. My boy should be starting every game and playing every minute. Not fair, he never gets a chance. He was tired after sitting down for 70 minutes. 20 minutes isn't enough time to make an impression....."

How was Kobbie Mainoos cameo? Was he good today?

@real_lord_miles It wasn't that long ago that Trump sent the US in to Venezuela for their oil reserves.

How come nothing ever happens in South America? Everything is constantly popping off in Europe, Asia, the Middle East etc but you never hear of anything independently taking place in South America. Is it because their genes are Spanish and Portuguese so they’re genetically lazy and sleep all day? Doesn’t make sense

@eillo21 If it was a Uruguayan player who'd caught one of England's, Maguire would've chased and harassed the referee for a penalty.

Harry Maguire quit crying you mong, you'd be behind bars if you didn't have £££

@CelestialTeal For the most part, the tactics seemed to be "pass the ball to Maguire". Not enough bravery, risk or courage to break forward and create chances.

Well, as I said....what did he learn? Other than the fact that none of these players are good enough to go to the World Cup. #ENGURU

@AndyWoodturner We can but hope they short charge their batteries, as many people do their phones and soon find they have to walk their machine a very long way home in crap weather.

@Utd__max10 Dear Glazer family, Please give INEOS the necessary funds to rebuild the squad for the next head coach. If you are resisting to support the football operations in any way, please put the club up for sale immediately and accept the first incoming bid.

Man United Fans. Leave a message for glazer and INEOS.

@Utd__max10 Richards and Owen. A shame that Sturridge wasn't on that grid.

Name two pundits you’d erase from football forever.

@Cunha__utd Pull the trigger.

Gun to your head, bring one back.

@King0243_PJC Also, loves the countryside but enjoys killing wild animals.

EXPOSED: The Channel 4 Dispatches and The Sunday Times investigation has finally stripped away the mask of Prince William’s £1 billion Duchy of Cornwall. Whilst he lectures the nation on his "Earthshot" programme, nearly 1 in 7 of his rental properties are in illegal breach of energy standards (EPC F & G). He isn’t a steward of the land; he is a tax-exempt landlord letting families freeze in "unfit" homes whilst pocketing a £23 million private income. The most galling part? He is shamelessly profiting from the taxpayer by charging the NHS for ambulance depots and billing the Ministry of Defence millions for the Army to train on "his" soil. As one distraught tenant farmer put it: "It’s just a business to them now... the heart has gone out of it." He isn’t a "Prince of the People", he is a billionaire extracting rent from our hospitals and schools. #RoyalFleece #DuchyExposed #AbolishTheMonarchy #PrinceWilliam #Dispatches #SundayTimes