Mars

We need to hand these bums a generational scoreline. No mercy no excuses just pure humiliation for 90 minutes

@BaneThe76451 Insane dick riding

Imagine being born with this genetics and ending up as a judge. The female interns at the law firm lining up outside your office just to suck you off day after day. Your wife knowing it and letting it fly. The average male can't remotely grasp this kind of existence.

@Priceless_MCI There is hope in delusion

Aston Villa qualifying for ucl tonight means Bournemouth have nothing to play for against Manchester city. BELIEVE !!!

Cheers to those who never switched 🥂

@Augustiiiiiiine Nigga just gave us the HIM

@OmarionAdam You grew listening to him

At some point Drake stopped talking about money and started talking like money itself

@senatorbabet And the funny thing is even when you were building that business they were still taxing you

Capital gains tax shouldn’t exist. I risk my money. I build the business. I make the investment. I do the work. I take the risk. So why the hell should the government take a cut of my success? They risk nothing. They create nothing. They just take. Parasites. F’en parasites.

I don’t want no Kendrick Lamar fan to have an opinion on Drakes album, go listen to your squabble up ping pong music, we will listen to the real stuff that lasts.

@4pf_pixel Broo this goal was so underrated

This pass should be an offence 🤯

@SkySportsPL Where is David Moyes

The Barclays Manager of the Season nominees are in! 🚨 Who gets your vote? 👇

@BlackYellow Did you concede a penalty or a red card?

We just won the Premier League without scoring from a corner.

There have been no oil money pumping and FFP charges against my club. Respect🫡

@Hubby_Adams @Slatzism Nmeshakuelesha

@OmarionAdam @Slatzism country is 1.4bilion and still counting, no body is going nowhere meu amigoo

“wHy aRe tHerE iNdiaNs In pOrTuGaL?!” Because they are good slaves, you are not. I hate essay-posting but allow me a rare indulgence: To understand what is happening now, you need understand that this isn’t the first time it’s happened. Why are there Indians in Kenya? Suriname? Fiji? Burma? Because Indians have always been the preferred servile class of elites. The evidence for this goes back hundreds of years. I’ve spoken about British colonial Burma before, and it is a great example of what this looks like. Even after extensive efforts to bring them to heel, the majority of the Burmese ethnic groups were far too resistant to submit to the British empire to be reliable labor. They refused to abandon their culture and ways of life to be slave drones for British pocketbooks. So the Brits started importing Indians to be their colonial administrators, preferring them as labor because they were easier to control and satisfy. By the 1940s, Indians made up almost 20% of the population of the entire country. Another great historical example of this is Suriname - a small country in South America that had been under Dutch colonial rule for 300 years. The Dutch abolished slavery in 1863, forcing colonial plantation owners to have to hire labor to do the work they had previously been using slaves for. But… they didn’t want to pay former slaves or Indigenous locals a living wage for the work. So what did the Dutch elites do instead? Import Indians. Today, Indians still make up 27% of the population. 27%. Of a tiny, obscure South American country. We could basically go through the list of every country with a non-negligible Indian population and the theme would be consistent: They were brought there by elites who needed a submissive, easily exploitable labor pool when local labor asked for better living conditions or wages. Why? Because Indians never did. They are a population that seems fully content with subjugation (even Marx noticed this). So it’s easy to see why they were such an ideal population for the intensive global expansion era of colonial empires. And it’s even easier to see why they are perfect subjects for late capitalism now. They are the culturally, psychologically, and physically ideal organism for the dominant system. There’s 1.4 billion of them. They are deeply socially stratified and so expect and even enjoy inequality. Their cuisine is cheap, meat-free slop. They live amongst trash and filth with no qualms. They don’t care about the environment. Their reaction to death and abuse is blank-eyed indifference. They are physically and spiritually malleable. They not only adopt and internalize the demands of the dominant system as personal ambition, they believe this servitude makes them better than everyone else who hasn’t. Absolutely IDEAL subjects. You, on the other hand, are not the ideal subject. You want to live in a high-trust society. You would shed tears if someone tried to cut down the apple tree you climbed as a child to build a data center. You want to see and experience beauty. You want your own space. You have an expectation that your living conditions will improve over time. You would not be content to live in a room with 10 other people, work 16 hours per day for pennies, and eat cheap slop. You are a liability. Just like the Burmese and Surinamese slaves were. And as we continue to crawl deeper into this late capitalist hellscape, you and your silly little needs will come into increasing conflict with those of the system. Thus, you WILL be replaced by people far easier to control and far less concerned about their own welfare or the welfare of everyone and everything around them. … Unless you do something about it. But the system has already locked-in that you won’t, and that you’ll just sort of fade into nothingness, distracted by meaningless comforts and terrified of the uncertainty of change. So “why are Indians in [wherever]?” Because you are about to not be.

@Mrbankstips The tears we wanted to see

Arsenal have scored 17+ goals in the EPL all via same dubious methods and have gotten away with many fouls in the box, blocking and groping Goalkeepers and Defenders all season. They would’ve been nowhere near where they are today if VAR were consistent. That’s the state of the league this season, inconsistent.

@Shadaya_Knight "Arsenal cheating Man City their way to the title wasn't on my bingo card "

Arsenal cheating Man City their way to the title wasn't on my bingo card 😭

@cool_hot_woman Fuck you, this is all a script

I fucking knew it was going to be an ornithologist or a crazy birder. Landfills are peak birdwatching because they provide birds with a reliable source of food. the only people who would get off a cruise ship and say "let's go the the landfill" are avid, insane bird lovers.

@TheStefanSmith Which means they are not evangelical leaders, so who are they??

It’s literally God’s oldest rule not to do this.

We will celebrate how ever the fuck we want

@Super7Pires Fuckin cunts