OneAdultSwim

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OneAdultSwim

@OneAdultSwim1

Joined during the corona virus of around 2020 and got caught up in tweeting conventional wisdom of the car-owner virus. Occasionally tweet about other things.

United Kingdom Katılım Aralık 2020

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·23 Şub

Fuck you and your backwards little system you expect us all to operate under.

Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer

This is my promise to working parents: My government will break down barriers to opportunity, so your children get the best start in life. Our roll out of free breakfast clubs delivers on our Plan for Change, ensuring all children start school ready to learn.

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·23 Şub

Best way to smoke weed is a binge. Not habitually. I have a good smoke two or three times a year, usually in the summertime. Gotta get up to get down, so to speak.

444@clausiaoliveira

I smoked weed religiously. every single day for 11 years. I’m 34 days sober today.

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·23 Şub

@robprogressive The answers to your questions come in book form. Not in the form of tweets, limited in length. It also requires some depth of intellect and effortful thought to develop understanding. For these reasons I found your questions disingenuous and therefore your questions are refused.

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Rob Moore@robprogressive·22 Şub

Tax the rich more, they say Well did you know that a £150,000 earner pays £53,460 in income tax alone But a £25,000 earner pays just £2,486 How is this fair? And why are we attacking those high earners and forcing them out of the country? It takes more than 20 low rate taxpayers to pay the same as one person who earns £150,000 It’s these higher earner who generate nearly all the tax revenue to fund the NHS, the police, transport & public services

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·23 Şub

@HarryHamishGray I used to work on Mosley street. Theres a crash there every other day it seems.

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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·22 Şub

Your time isn't that precious. You don't need to rush around everywhere, trying to be busy every second of the day. No need to have an aneurysm because someone made you slow down while driving, or because they were slow to use a cash point. Chill out a bit, you'll live longer.

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·22 Şub

I'm gonna film the reaction next time I take my dog on the 192 bus route. Considering carrying a tool for future trips. Can feel the attitude from these indoctrinated extremists.

Donna Louise@DonnaLouise1212

I'll not be told where I can walk my dogs!...

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·22 Şub

Scotland should ban all cars and mandate the use of e-scooters. It should also add an additional 'o' to its name.

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·22 Şub

@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk You can't argue with facts, Muppet. Renewable sources of energy are by far the cheapest. And guess what, they're renewable too.

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Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧@TiceRichard·22 Şub

OMG:… Mega wind farm paid £65 million of our money to stop 71% of output Another paid £10 million to stop 57% of output And the muppets say renewable is cheaper Lying fools Only ⁦@reformparty_uk⁩ will stop this Net Stupid Zero madness digitaleditions.telegraph.co.uk/data/1983/read…

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Patrick Sullivan Jr.@realPatrickJr·21 Şub

The "8 hours of sleep" rule is based on ZERO evidence. Ancient humans slept in two distinct phases, not one long stretch. Here's the shocking truth about how you should really be sleeping:

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·22 Şub

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·22 Şub

youtu.be/lyfJW-mfD9A?si… 4 officers. Not one of them spoke up against the others. All complicit and exist only on the capacity as security for the massive corporations that own this country. Is it time for the UK to wake. This is just a keyhole illustration of the wider picture.

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·21 Şub

@StoicCountryBoy @WorldDarkWeb2 Surely they'd make it easier for them? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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ThatOneGuy@StoicCountryBoy·21 Şub

@WorldDarkWeb2 These are the tools for that job.

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Say it pop@Sayitpop·21 Şub

What sort of device would prevent this from happening?

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·20 Şub

@Taj_Ali1 We know...but we are also weak and pathetic.

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Taj Ali@Taj_Ali1·20 Şub

We are being scammed

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·20 Şub

@trevaro4u @Jenny_1884 Doesn't really matter.

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Trevor Wallett@trevaro4u·20 Şub

@OneAdultSwim1 @Jenny_1884 HE DEFINITELY wasn't a f.....g black female though!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@Jenny_1884·20 Şub

Why would you have a Black Woman to be Jesus Christ when we all know he was a White Male? Will this woke madness never end? We need to vote with our feet & boycott. This is the only way we will stop this nonsense.

Kosher@koshercockney

Sure, I guess there’s no problem with a bald Black, Lesbian woman playing Jesus Christ… .. as long as we can get a Jewish man with Long hair and a Beard to play a bald Black, Lesbian woman in a movie. What do you think? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·20 Şub

@JoshuaBurns @neilinlevy @ManCityCouncil @MCC_Levenshulme I'd probably dance on that till owners turned up.

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Josh B@JoshuaBurns·20 Şub

@neilinlevy @ManCityCouncil @MCC_Levenshulme Few days ago, had to walk on the road plus they’re also on zigzags.

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neil@neilinlevy·19 Şub

Good to see @ManCityCouncil & @MCC_Levenshulme installing some bollards on crossings along Stockport Road in North Levenshulme. We need them on every corner so this community can use our pavements safely again and stop drivers using them like roads! #pavementsforpeople not cars!

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·20 Şub

Sometimes just a polite notice is way more effective. Recommend something heavy and jagged to avoid blowing away in the wind.

neil@neilinlevy

Hi @bevcraig can @ManCityCouncil explain why after years of asking for bollards on these corners, just ONE DAY later they're failing to stop cars being driven along the pavement and parked?🤦‍♂️ That new tactile paving will be destroyed in weeks too. Levenshulme deserves better.

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·20 Şub

Maybe the 30000 people who claim to own 90% of Britain should be the first to the front line. What would anybody else be fighting for?

Mark Wallace@wallaceme

We asked a man who thought this mullet was a good idea what Britain’s foreign policy should be, and in a surprise to no-one he held poorly considered opinions.

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OneAdultSwim@OneAdultSwim1·20 Şub

@Jenny_1884 Like there was on leaving the EU...?

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