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@NoContextHumans I have never seen a pizza box like that

I’m today years old when I found out you could do this…

@RealAF_Patriot @drawandstrike Sure

DAN BONGINO CONFIRMS MOAB‼️ Dan Bongino let us know that we are going to find out real quick why [they] need Kash Patel out, like now. That can only mean one thing. MAJOR ARRESTS ARE COMING!! I believe Dan Bongino’s time at the FBI was always meant to end when it did. [Their] playbook was known. Trump knew who was going to turn and at what point in the operation. When large voices like Tucker Carlson would inevitably flip on Trump, Bongino’s massive audience was going to need him back on the air more than ever. The doomers, the black pillers, and the fake news are all conspiring together to try to stop Trump from exposing it all. However, they never had a chance. Trump caught them all, and he has it all. The flood is quickly approaching and it cannot be stopped. The flood = DECLAS Trump is about to expose it all. ALL OF IT … EVERY LAST BIT OF IT.

@AndrewKolvet They are waiting to see how many votes they need

How can all these other VA counties be reporting over 60% votes in, with some over 95%, yet Fairfax County currently has 0% reporting?! Holding back votes should be illegal. Total garbage.

@nicksortor How many days will it take to “count” the votes?

🚨 JUST IN: Democrats are STUNNED as voter turnout in rural Virginia counties is OUTPERFORMING turnout for the 2024 Presidential election With 43% of the vote in, NO on Democrat redistricting is ahead by TEN POINTS 55% NO 45% YES

@iTheWolfman Or lower the car

Experience is important.

@Windoctorrx @BasedMikeLee They all hate us

Is anyone else sick & tired of hearing Mike Lee complain about passing The Save Act & NOT ONCE CALLING OUT John Thune by name? 5,000 posts & NOT ONE TIME? They're ALL playing a part. Mike's part is to act like he cares. but he DOESN'T. He's ALL TALK NO WALK. .@BasedMikeLee

@Hot_Pepper76 Was a fantastic show with great actors

I never watched a single episode of this when it aired from 1978 to 1983. Now I’m seeing clips like this and wondering what I missed. Might be time to finally give it a shot. Did you watch Taxi?

@MAVERIC68078049 No let’s lie a little longer

Are you ready for this conversation?

@dicqtu Has never worked for me, ever.

Best hack ever

@gotrice2024 New fridge that looks like shit

This ma ordered a new fridge for $1000 from Lowe’s. When it was delivered, the delivery men accidentally dented the right stainless steel panel on the door. The fridge still works great, but there are three unsightly dents. He reached out to Lowe’s and they took $500 off of the total price, so he ended up getting it for only $500. Would you have taken that deal and saved $500 or would you have taken the fridge back and had the give you a new one that was not damaged?

@MarioNawfal @ramzpaul Incredible given they have no military

🇮🇷🇸🇦🇦🇪 Iran is reportedly planning a single coordinated strike that could wipe out 32% of global oil supply. The targets, according to Tasnim News Agency: - Yanbu pipeline in Saudi Arabia - Fujairah oil facility in the UAE - Full Houthi closure of the Bab el-Mandeb Strait If even half of this plays out alongside a Hormuz blockade, the global energy market won’t adjust gradually and may collapse all at once. Bab el-Mandeb alone handles roughly 6 million barrels a day. Fujairah is one of the world's largest bunkering hubs. Yanbu is the artery connecting Saudi oil fields to the Red Sea. Hit all three simultaneously and you're looking at a structural rupture that would take months to stabilize, if it stabilizes at all. Source: Tasnim News Agency

@lawyer4SMBs I have been cutting my own grass since 7th grade

I remember a while back I said that if you make over $200k a a year and still mow your own lawn, you're doing it wrong. Now that the average quote I'm getting for my lawn is $400 a month, I think I'm changing my mind on that statement. What are folks running for lawnmowing equipment on a 1 acre mow these days?

@HedgeFundFomo How did you speak with 2000 bankers in one day?

Just spoke to 2,000 Wall Street Bankers They all told me that tomorrow will be a BLACK MONDAY Crash of epic proportions There is nothing that can be done to reverse this

@JoeConchaTV Why hasn’t he been arrested?

Does anyone want to explain why this Governor is trashing the American president in… Barcelona?

@WallStreetApes Where does the money come from to pay the loan and interest? Why isn’t that money taxed?

This is how Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos avoids paying a personal income tax - For the last 20 years he’s had the same salary, $82,000 - He does this because a higher salary that would support his lifestyle would be subject to payroll and income tax, he doesn’t want to pay that - Instead all his money is in his stocks, those are never subject to any taxes as long as they aren’t sold - He takes out a loan and borrows against his stocks - The only money he’ll ever had to pay is the loan and interest on the loan This is common practice for billionaires so they avoid the majority or all of a personal income tax

@defense_civil25 I thought we decimated their military the first week?

🚨Alert: Iran launches attacks on US Naval warships that are blocking their commercial vessels. US just hit a cargo ship and Iran has vowed revenge! Iran launches attack drones and rockets! War about to reignite!!

@themagaking Yes I knew

Did you know John McCain personally delivered the Steele dossier to the FBI? Did you know John McCain was the deciding vote that saved Obamacare? Did you know Barack Obama named a U.S. Navy destroyer after John McCain? And did you know John McCain barred Donald Trump from his funeral and asked Barack Obama to deliver his eulogy? Now you know.

@Rep_Stansbury Why?

It’s time for Hegseth to go.

@Matt_Bracken48 I thought we decimated their military the first week, apparently that was a lie.

As we seem to be on the verge of launching the next kinetic phase of Operation Epstein Fiasco, keep your eye on the US Navy secondary blockade, roughly indicated by the red arc on this map. Here's the dilemma for the US: if they withdraw the destroyers on "picket duty," this will be seen by Russian and Iranian ISR, and this information will be passed immediately to the Iranians. These ships can only remain this close to Iranian territory, and Iran's anti-ship guided missiles, while there is a cease fire in effect. If and when the shooting starts again, Iranian missiles will fly at these warships that are well in range of numerous classes of Iranian ASGMs. That will be nut-cutting time for the sailors on those warships. Will they be left in place, on forward picket duty, facing the risk of being hit by missiles, to maintain the element of surprise? Or will they be sent back past the 1,000KM "safe line?" and tipping our plan? Will the Iranians wait until all the refuelers parked by the runways at Ben Gurion take to the air, or will they unleash ballistic missiles on these airfields before they all get off the ground, in Israel and other countries?

@courtneylaynebr @glenn_kinley @WCIA3sports LA Olympics?

BRANDON DANG IS A NATIONAL CHAMPION! A 14.700 earns Dang the national title on pommel horse, helping Illinois to a fifth-place finish Highlights and recap tonight on @WCIA3sports