TimB - onehandedwriter

hmm... the book as I write it? Not sure if this is a good idea or not... tgabber.mine.nu/TheBook.html

@StayEuropean However much I I might want Britain still to be in the EU it won't happen in my lifetime as there are just too many obstacles now.

A majority of the British people want to rejoin the EU. Are you one of them? If you are, hit the 'follow' button!

@davesumnersmith I live in France now so I'm greatly relived

Worried that Europe was leaning right? Well, voting is over in the French elections and exit polls suggest the right wing have been pushed into 3rd place, with the Left / Green alliance 'New Popular Front' set to be the biggest force in the French Parliament. Are you relieved?

@jemmaforte What MPs have been put in prison because Nigel Farage wants to be one of them.

What a great opening day of @LeTour this year!

@SophieP25397 Farage might be on tv a lot but he always comes across as a c*nt.

It makes me wonder if this election is a set up to get Farage a foot in the door. The #Tories aren't even trying to win. They all know Labour will be lucky to get one term, then Farage is waiting in the wings..Look how much time the media is giving Farage..

@Meow_Momentss @Catshealdeprsn you shouldn't dress up a cat they don't like it.

Can u do a dog smile?

@SophieP25397 If Farage is elected then England is demented and doomed and I will be even more happy that I now live in France.

If #Farage is elected as MP for #Clacton as he very likely will be, do you think he will answer emails and chase issues up about schooling, benefits, damp housing and anti social behaviour?

Just the dumbest thing Elon @elonmusk could have done to this site. The whole point of likes is so we can interact & find fellow humans that have the same tastes & then follow if we want. It now lacks personality & is bleak. Why stay? Because my friends are here #BringBackLIKES

To my tweeps in the ex-twitterverse, I like your tweets. Please steal and use this graphic like I did #BringBackLIKES

So Elon Musk wrecks another aspect of Twitter as the 'like' count won't be visible to us. Sorry that should be 'Y' or is it Z or X now?

A war involves at least two nations fighting not just one nation relentlessly bombing the other. Israel is very wrong in continuing to bomb Gaza.

Sadly, there is no excuse for Israel continuing the war against Palestine in this fashion. The Israeli army should cease attacks now irrespective of what the government orders.

I don't get to vote in the general election, but I do have to live with whoever you elect. No pressure.

@MarinaPurkiss The UK is broken now, so much money frittered away on nonsense but hey there are lots of millionaires in the UK these days even if they invest most of their money abroad,. I believe a few of them might even have some Rwandan investments...

As much as I’m happy that no flights to Rwanda will take off… As much as I’m happy that his flagship policy is now in the toilet I find it absolutely galling that they spent £370m of our money (and the rest) on absolutely nothing.

I'm not sure how this works but I 've been given a promo code for the free android game Lost Cat which is CUVHPK And the Google play download is: play.google.com/store/apps/det…

In many cases the abused a few years later becomes the abuser. I feel very sorry for Israel.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Oh but by the time I read this it's not 'right now' but... uhm, I don't know when. And due to time delays nothing is ever really 'right now'.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 15 years today? Fecking hell.

@BladeoftheS Jeremy Vine should be banned from TV but that probably won't happen. I feel very sorry for him for being such a twonk.

Jeremy Vine "We've got to take control of Twitter and shut it down for the time being." What do you say to Vine?