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Leland Palmer must've been from Houston before moving to Twin Peaks bc he was swanging fr
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LongboardBonglord
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LongboardBonglord
@OneTrueBonglord
Shitposter and streamer, they/them, 30, followed by Whang and Based God
Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Apparently the "mecha is boring" mindset is really just rooted in:
"The humans inside are weak and theyre just pushing buttons"
new anime fans just dont appreciate the concept of piloting. I like mecha bc i see piloting/driving as skill in its own.
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@SCIENTAURUS I've noticed his writing improves a lot, I'm currently on that stretch where he released 3 books within a year and each one is noticeably better than the last one. I was just in an AMA for the author and Matt seems like a chill guy
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@OneTrueBonglord Buckle up because each book is better than the last
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@SCIENTAURUS @GundarfTheGrey I thought it was Danger: Wildman at first but not sure
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@GundarfTheGrey You’re probably thinking of Anatomy which does open with a sick riff but it’s not the one I’m thinking of sadly
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I stumbled onto an old cosplay pfp from about 10 years ago I thought I lost forever #MGS3 #SnakeEater
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No ma'am = Feminine
No sir = Masculine
Forget about it, cuh = Gender Neutral
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Why do they call it "being the bigger person" when you let someone go wild and do nothing in response? That's exactly the opposite of what a bigger person would do
GIF
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@deannachang12 @Daemonocracy @JamesLucasIT @Culture_Crit Literally almost everything these guys are saying is wrong and you're arguing about one of the few things they're correct about. The fucking letter J
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Yes, it does matter. Because first of all the letter J is only 500 years old. And then second of all, how the fuck is he white and not sunburnt?
There’s no way he’s white. Stop worshiping false creation, that picture was made depicting Cesare Borgia.
Not black dark skinned Yahweh
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Is this the image of Jesus of Nazareth?
New X-ray analysis just revealed the Shroud of Turin, Christ's alleged burial cloth, to be 2,000 years old.
So here's what we know — and why it might just be real... (thread) 🧵
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@deannachang12 @Daemonocracy @JamesLucasIT @Culture_Crit You're arguing with literal brainlets and you're still losing bc you're too much of a dumbass to realize that the King James Version was penned in the early 1600s that came after J was added to the alphabet in 1524, prior to that the letter "I" made both an "I" and "J" sound.
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Mandela Effect people are like: I'm from a universe where SETH MacFarlane made Spawn.
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You guys keep missing my best tweets
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BJJ bros when they watch a fight and neither fighter cherishes their opponent between their thighs:
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@daatdarling Wow, I'm sure the statue head PFP community is quaking from this hot take no one has ever heard before /s
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Leo and Aquarius both hold an egoistic belief that everyone is obsessed with them, the difference is that Leo thinks everyone wants to be them, and Aquarius thinks nobody will ever understand them.
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Me, concocting a new hit tweet:
"The sex bots are gonna love this one!"
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