One&dun

@cricketcomau @Jomboy_

What's been the best Aussie catch so far throughout these #Ashes 🤔

@CultureExploreX So I have to call you out for spouting incorrect bollocks, making one-sided interpretations of statistics and wish you’d stick to posting nice photos of landmarksc cultural dances and clothing and landscapes of the world. That’s what I appreciate your account for.

@CultureExploreX The reality is that we have a society in the UK where people feel more comfortable to report rape, law which confirms that a husband can be prosecuted for raping his wife and home office counting rules that ensure that law enforcement does not under-record sex offences.

United Kingdom is not collapsing because it lacks laws. It is collapsing because it has forgotten what those laws were meant to protect.

@jamesbenge I can’t even remember what the first free kick looked like now

Declan Rice nominated for the Puskas Award for his second free kick against Real Madrid (glad to see the clearly superior one won out) Mariona nominated for the Marta award for her brilliant effort in the UWCL win in Lyon

@TheAthleticFC Looks like the next Pokémon up from Antony Gordon

Nick Woltemade has joined Newcastle United from Stuttgart in a club-record deal. The Athletic reported on Thursday that the deal consists of an initial fee of £65m plus £4.3m in potential add-ons. Woltemade moved from Werder Bremen to Stuttgart on a free transfer last summer.

@danielstorey85 And odd that Leverkusen are letting this first team player go and and part of the deal is wanting a 10% Sell on clause (as if they don’t know about our sales record)

Weird stat: Arsenal's record sale is still Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain for £35m, in 2017. Only Sunderland (Pickford) and Burnley (Trafford) have a lower record sale in the Premier League.

@Stillmanator I have an ezection

My insta algorithm has locked in

@jamesbenge Also excellent aerial threat from set pieces

@jamesbenge Late game spoiler

To me Norgaard looks a tricky one to project for Arsenal. When I've seen him in the flesh I like and the defensive numbers pop nicely. However he's spent a long time in a Brentford team that can pass midfield in build up. How does that translate to a possession dominant team?

@tomnestorcomic @Danny_McMoomins I am confused by this man’s proportions

When my mate tells me he’s going to stay for one more pint even tho he’s got 5 missed calls from his Mrs

@PercThaGoat @PotnoodIefringe @churnwell Robotic Churnwell

You can just tell this is German

@dank_ackroyd Cinco de Mayo back at you

May the 5th be with you 😎

@footballontnt @screenrotpod how similar is his speech tone and pattern sound like Stephen Bartlett!?

The future King would make a cracking pundit 👏🎙️

@mralistairgreen It’s called excreting now

I’d like to nominate a certain mr k starmer from London, he says with a knowing smirk 😂 🧐 👍

@mralistairgreen Good day. Carry on

Hello?

Changed my mind about this as it turns out

@manxpie86 It is the history of the Magpies. Gordon Red, Isak injured, out of cup

Might go full arsenal fan and watch the match again to see which fucker injured him

@hawleyjacob Yaya Sanogo

I’ve had enough

@arseblognews This is a boost. Buy Isak and keep Tierney and we can rename the club to New Real Sociedad

New! Report: Arsenal to seal summer deal for Sociedad’s Zubimendi p1r.es/4gRHl4x #afc #arsenal

@JackBaker1311 Very good

Noooo you can't call Stuart Attwell an incompetent mess who can't get through 90 minutes without fucking everything up, noooooooo noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo