@harrrmy @joeybeastmarket Niggas just can’t have no type of fun around you hoes huh
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@joeybeastmarket she’s better than me i would have got the ick when he ordered mozzarella sticks
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Overheard this girl telling her friend how she was on a date with her boyfriend and she got the ick because he bit the mozzarella stick and the cheese kept pulling and he couldn’t break it no matter how far he pulled it away and she said she lost all attraction immediately
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@PokeTeeJay Need a plus membership tho probably gonna be a lot less bots
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Sam’s Club loaded 105k Prismatic SPCs for tomorrows drop
What do we think, 103.5k to bots, 1.5k lucky human beings?
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In my first year of college I was doing a group project with a girl I thought was very cool.
We worked together for 3 weeks and when the project was done I went around for high fives with the team.
When I reached her she looked at me and said "ew no".
You could tell it slipped and she didn't mean to say it out loud, but it killed the vibe between everyone. Never spoke with her again.
Nope, never making a first move with girls ever again lol. Learnt my lesson the hard way.
Tanaya@tanaya_0510
boys need to stop getting confused and just make the first move 😭 there’s literally an 80% chance of success if she’s talking to you.
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@girlfromsouthie @ThatGoblinGuyXY BUT YOU BITCHES HAVE HALF THE FUCKING JOBS
HOLY FUCK I JUST CANT
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@ThatGoblinGuyXY No actually. Men should never be poor. Thats loser behavior.
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Sorry, sweetheart. You ladies were artificially pushed by the government into 52% of the workforce.
You're the breadwinners now. Take some responsibility and act like it.
Time to woman up and marry that guy working part time at Burger King and let him stay home and take care of the house. The same way men have been doing for women for.....eternity?
I know personally, I could have all the housework you women call slavery done in under 2 hours and have the rest of my day to play video games or possibly cheat with the UPS delivery girl or door dash girl. Like you ladies have been doing for.....eternity?
Divya@MasalaMoodz
Girls, marry a rich guy or get ready to suffer, Men earning 50k can barely survive after paying their own bills so expecting a good life from them is just self-destruction.
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This is like working 5 hours but being paid for 40. What are you complaining about
Gromnak@gromnak
This has to be the most INSANE dating app bait of all time. Why do fat bitches do this? 🐷
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No job.
No age.
No money.
No status.
No gender.
Stripped of everything society defines you by. Who are you?
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Diversity on the streets but never in the sheets for these lot
Owen Jones@owenjonesjourno
Lads lads lads
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Isn’t Coke Zero just Diet Coke branded for men?
The Wall Street Journal@WSJ
As Coke Zero gets bigger, and threatens to dethrone Diet Coke as the most important diet soda property in the Coca-Cola extended universe, the feud between Diet Coke fans and Coke Zero drinkers is getting pretty fizzy. on.wsj.com/4wKhvI5
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Twitter is 1000% a cess pool of opinions
Am really debating on deleting my account forever
I think I’ve learned all I can from here and my return on investment feels like it’s diminishing by the day
Only way I could justify still being on this platform is by making money off of it but I don’t really want to do that
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@Onenthreesix @VivaldiVril Have u ever had a conversation w a 35yo single woman?
They're dumber and more aloof than 18yos and they're worse in bed.
We aren't "guessing," we've seen both and we've come to these widespread conclusions based on a myriad of empirical data.
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I do love this alternative reality where grown men pretend to be interested in marriage....as long as his wife is 16.
No one is serious.
Everyone has a stupid little angle they're playing, and they're willing to lie and obfuscate for it.
Fendigaid@fendigaid
@DukeHerndon The stark physical difference between young men and young women of the same age is severely understated. Relationships with significant age gaps are very obviously biologically advantageous.
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@Onenthreesix @cunhabruno73847 @Iron7allica_ @wanted4mogging Not even romantically speaking being taller is always better dwarf
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Millions of people are melting down over this video of Koreans in Seoul
It's curious how much people will hate on Koreans irrationally for committing the sin of being decent looking and fit
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Poly couples always look musty
Hermano🦁@softchaos_xxx
One man. Two wives. Triple the love… and somehow everybody looks happy 😭❤️
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@Onenthreesix @velodus If people find it sexy, its ideal. People with 8 packs are sexless robots, aesthetically pleasing in a cold soulless way. People want real relatable endearing humans, this will always be the case.
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So many dudes would live happier lives if they realized that realistically attainable bodies like this are actually more attractive to most people than if they were like, like, smashing their jawbones with a hammer to make their chin look a certain way.
Men Celeb Updates@MenCelebUpdates
Homer Gere in tonight's episode of 'Euphoria'
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I think that cracking this would be a mistake but I haven’t opened a booster box in so long 😭
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Women don’t see an issue with telling a man “no you will not have sex with me tonight” on a fucking date 😭😭
You are essentially telling the man “only one of us is gonna have fun tonight and it most definitely won’t be you”
Bitches suck so fucking bad 😂😭😭
Inkfy@inkfycreates
Some people are so drunk off the gender war stuff they forget what reality is like. Anyone would be offended if you told them you had to sleep with them because they paid for your date. If you see a potential relationship as a transaction, you aren't ready to be dating.
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