Victor Oyibo

@real_ojing @SkySportsPL Draw's enough

@SkySportsPL It's a must win for Bournemouth and that's the end of Man City

The title could be decided this evening 👀

@Morris_Monye Flying and landing

What’s the scariest part of flying for you. Take-off? On the air or landing?

@Morris_Monye Both

@lilyally98 Fidelity clause on top my money/property? What a joke

I told women do not argue with a prenup. Before signing it, put a fidelity clause. If he cheats, you get half his property. If you cheat vice versa. The men are angry and dragging me. I don’t understand? What did I say wrong?

@Charlie_Koker On colos 😀

Mancity has 3 games left- 3x3=9pts Arsenal has 2 games left-2x3=6pts If Mancity win the rest of their games and Arsenal do same, Mancity will still win the league.

@rukky_nate Eh God 😂

Top 10 gayẽst thing you can do as a man: 1. Drinking beer with a straw 2. Driving with both hands on the steering 3. Pouting while taking a selfie 4. Eating a banana with both hands 5. Doing a birthday countdown, and then doing a birthday shoot 6. Sitting on the toilet to take a piss 7. Sending emojis as good morning texts 8. Sharing an umbrella with another guy 9. Gagging on your toothbrush while brushing. 10. Wearing pink or yellow jean trousers Add yours to the list 👇

@Bunny_ngl Male: Bruce Female: Lolly

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@fkeyamo You will be okay festus. You will be okay.

Please, allow me to interfere in what does not concern me at all this morning: A bachelor loves a young, beautiful woman so much and thinks she’s actually the best of his girlfriends, but refuses to assure her she’d be the first wife. He proposes to keep her as second wife or side-chick. The beautiful woman, who knows her worth, has no time to waste waiting for this bachelor and walks away quietly to another suitor who knows her worth and assures her instantly she’d be the first wife. The bachelor then goes berserk and sends his relatives all over the town to be abusing her. Haba! bachelor, why not just stick with your other woman and let her be? This is just the case of Peter Obi and the ADC.

@Adhekunbi My house 😁

At your age, what’s the most expensive thing you own?

@PeakSxnti It's hatred with a touch of witchcraft and wickedness

PSG Celebrating reaching the champions league final last season... You lot just become stupid on purpose when it comes to Arsenal.

@Wizarab10 No 😀

Arsenal concede, so that babe can stop crying. Don't make a lady cry

@Letter_to_Jack This Arsenal hate no too much?

Let it be known that if Atlético knock Arsenal out tonight, Arsenal’s season would end as a failure regardless of whether they win the league or fail. They brag to be the best team in Europe; anything short of a UCL winners’ medal is a failure. We didn’t make the rules.

@Maduabu44 Why are you worried? Shouldn't this make you happy?

Only a delusional idiot will think he can win election with NDC.

@NostalgicHubb Ice

Teacher: the exam will be easy, you’ll all pass. The exam: 😭💀

@abbietayo Oh! Nice. I'm looking at either, Thailand or China this year.

@Oniovo94 Their kindness will live in my heart for a long time.

Bangkok to Chiangmai to Krabi to Koh Samiu then back to Bangkok! I single handedly planned my Thailand 🇹🇭 trip with itineraries and I have zero regrets. What an eye opening experience for my spirit, soul and body 🤍

@Hitatherula Without punctuation, I fail to understand a sentence.

@AjeboDanny @__olanrewaju__ Simple

@__olanrewaju__ Or hear me out… just marry abroad?

@instablog9ja It's different for everyone I guess. Mine cost £20, and I cut my hair every 10 days.

“Nigerians abroad rarely get haircuts - only once in 6 months, or for occasions like birthdays and dates. That’s why many keep dreads, since a professional haircut costs £30-£50 which is around ₦80,000”- UK barber tells Content Creator Gilmore

@waggydey4you Wahala wear high heels

If married women are cheating like this, imagine your girlfriend..😏 Then imagine your long distance relationship..💔😂👍