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I just scored 401 points in Fruit Ninja's Arcade Mode, with help from 3 Frenzy Bananas! I'm too epic http://bit.ly/qXi4H9

How come nobody has made a perfume that smells like a brushed motor?

For example, i’ve created a concoction that makes you light headed and cleans almost as well as any single ingredient

They dont want you to mix cleaning products because you might invent the perfect formulation and put them out of business

Ordered fantuan to the phantom

@yegwave What game tho

Footage goes viral of a bus driver playing games on his phone during a route from Edmonton to Calgary with The Canada Bus.

@depression2019 Zerg rush

Think this is the deepest Scientology raid I’ve seen so far Almost got to Xenu

#beer #bottomsup

Last one in the wework farting loud as hell 🔊

Do they let you be an air traffic controller if you’re shy

Walked into superstore just to throw out my trash 🤣👎 #teamcostco

Evry fakemink photoshoot got brand new plushies. He not really about this life - tired of this industry pushing fake plushyheads

Instagram brands be like “private order” like yea we wish you kept that shit private 🤢🤢

$28 instant noodles. Theres levels that you haven’t unlocked yet

soulja boy - OMG Pt. 2 (2011) prod. Zaytoven

Today’s style inspiration: steve carell is little miss sunshine

What could google earth be doing tin their app update?? There hasnt been a new country for so long, stop getting me excited..

I just dont think its safe that they built a city right next to the wasian factory

They stopped inviting me to fashion week because i kept performatively pulling out a LeapPad and practicing my colouring during shows

Just ssh’d into my vape

One can only assume they hand out these bags to those with intellectual disabilities based on those seen flaunting them both in Canada and overseas. The facade being that the wearer has… gotten groceries?