OnlyAnExcuse

@SirGuyGuisborne @fesshole I get tablets for that

@OnlyAnExcuse @fesshole It’s only a temporary erection so it’ll be ok

I have started planning a shed in the back garden. I always saw them as a noble institute for older men to tinker and make things without dirtying the house. But I just want somewhere to wank in peace, and it makes me wonder how many sheds are built for this purpose.

@AnnonymousAm @LeSouness PARKLIFE

@LeSouness Imagine trying to call anyone a simpleton yea deluded prick trying to claim Tav was going for £10milkion until I exposed ur pish who’s the simpleton fannybaws

If the £10 million figure for James Tavernier is to be believed, then it was a no-brainer. Rangers can reinvest that in the squad and Trabzonspor can grow even bigger than the already miniscule Galatasaray.

@mouldyscone I’m on a monitoring list of some kind now and don’t feel great about my actions 😂

@OnlyAnExcuse You searched for that like…

Something as trivial as rain is not getting in the way of Cooper’s enjoyment of the summer.

@mouldyscone I don’t know; sometimes the reality is far far worse

@OnlyAnExcuse Yeah the song is “goodbye my lover” 😭😭😭😭. Honestly yoons sometimes take it a tad far.

@mouldyscone I’ve no words for that picture but this was my reaction

@OnlyAnExcuse After enjoying a clip of cooper this popped up.

@Barryrh2022 @HazelAppleyard_ He’s a child Barry, stop being a cunt. No need to talk about him like that.

@HazelAppleyard_ Most likely a tic tok sex worker that needs to be investigated for child abuse.

She let him say one bad word. I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING LMAO.

@Phantomthe55th Can’t I choose both?

Who would you rather shag? Jay Slater’s Mum or Champagne Jill? You have to pick one or I’ll buy Trazbonspor and send them all back.

Fatima is getting the sack from CyberStrike (she just doesn’t know it yet)

@83boabobski Im not one to start many conspiracy theories but I think after y2k it became policy among the nerds to have a global digital catastrophe every few years so IT folk could demand blank cheques for doing absolutely fuck all Well more than they usually do 😂

@OnlyAnExcuse Why does the whole world use the same security 🤣

I know it’s CrowdStrike and not MS but they are dicks for putting AI in everything so deserve it.

Coronation Street is an accurate portrayal of life in Manchester

Windows blue screen of death happening in these countries right now

@a_greenberg CrashBandicoot5CancellationRevenge

What are we calling this? CrashStrike? CrowdStroke? WannaCrowdStrike? Someone, please.

Microsoft right now.

It was never #CloudStrike

Buy Macs World problems solved

@pse1888 Bros wearing a pair of cyber trucks