Josh Elton

@TheLastFarm Genuine question for religious people. Can Jesus cringe?

Has there ever been a more embarrassing time to be alive

@The_Kyle_Mann We literally had Not My King protests at the UK coronation. Do you people not have Google?

If you have the freedom to hold widespread "no kings" protests across the country, your government does not have a king

@rickygervais Guys the cat is just autistic.

Just met a lovely cat in Hertford. Turned out to be a nazi.

🚨FFRINDIAU!🚨 We're heading to @edfringe again! 🥳 Producing some fantastic comedy, including full debuts from @OnlyJoshing & @StAlun, work in progress from @comedylopez, another excellent Juan Solo show, & Late Night Best of Wales Showcase! 🎟️🎫 comedysheep.com 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️

@Suzierizzo1 A funeral

What would you throw him ? 😆

@raggapegs Wait it's make up?!!! I thought it was like a botched science experiment. A make up person does that on purpose every day?!!!

Oops! Pull up your pants grandpa! #TrumpTariffs #TrumpRecession

@LucasSa56947288 Concise.

Describe Sen. Cory Booker in one word.

@Snit_Fit @BigDog963020 @joncoopertweets Killshot.

@BigDog963020 @joncoopertweets Republican politicians

Can anyone tell me why Russia is just about the only country — if not the ONLY country — that is exempt from Trump’s tariffs? Anyone? 🤨

@LakotaMan1 I am actually a bot. Sorry.

So, a MAGAt says my followers are all bots. Let’s prove this guy wrong. Please. Tell me. Are you a real person? Are you real?

@RonFilipkowski This is what baffles me. The one on the right looks CONSIDERABLY better. He is genuinely the most absurd looking politician in American history and one of them had wooden teeth.

No bronzer or hair transplants.

@rustyrockets Bang a couple more syllables in there Russ. You nearly said “I think Trump is okay and bureaucrats are Nazis” in language people could decipher.

I’m concerned about the rise of fascism, but I consider fascism to be veiled by bureaucracy and sterility, not by bombastic jingoism and nationalism.

@DelusionPosting Half the statues in Rome have had their dicks rubbed clean off.

@primalkey You wait till your hear about Jesus

JUST ANNOUNCED: President Trump and JD Vance are blindsided by Episcopal Bishop Mariann Budde at the National Prayer Service. She said how he needs to have mercy on LGBT children and illegal immigrants . Why should the National Cathedral be the venue for this woke agenda?

@elonmusk Honestly, how often are you mashing potatoes Elon Musk?

Cam Winnett is having a great game But why are our professional rugby players the only people in Wales NOT on steroids? #WALvFij

@JonathanPieNews Who are you rooting for?

Exit polls soon. God this is nerve-wracking.

@bradleyforco Did she or did she not say "some scholars have said that..." That's how history works. You reference different scholars and you debate the facts with evidence. You are engaging with it. So she did her job.

My 15 year old HISTORY teacher told her students that Leonardo DaVinci was gender fluid and that the Mona Lisa was a depiction of his feminine side. WTAH????? And tonight is back to school night and she has no idea what kind of mama bear is coming for her…..

@dale37844138 @Bristolblueeyes These are literally mugshots taken by police.

@Bristolblueeyes Too bad the police were not this energized and excited to stop the decades of massive criminal activity, rapes, assaults, terror, robberies, murders and invasions driving this civic fear and unrest in the first place…

Listen up the police is coming for us all they are tracking our social media accounts and they know who we are

@JamesCleverly They were chanting your fucking slogan as they set fire to a migrant hotel.

If sensible politicians don’t grip immigration, extremism will rise. We have a duty to make sure it doesn’t. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…

@drmistercody @elonmusk Gold

@elonmusk The actual richest person on the planet: "I'm one of you, guys!"