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Me when the @Starbucks barista compliments my golf polo

@JetsFanNick @ForePlayPod @chevrolet @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolTrent @RiggsBarstool @K_Kisner Whether Scottie did or didn’t.. he had the chance to do everything Rory did. Can’t knock someone for practicing and using the resources they have available to them

@ForePlayPod @chevrolet @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolTrent @RiggsBarstool @K_Kisner If Scottie did this, nobody would have had a chance. Its lame as fuck. I understand preparing but prepare on a different course or at a range with your launch monitor. Don't show up with all the answers to the tests just because you already took it!

“I thought it was the dumbest argument I’ve ever seen in my life.” Kiz weighs in on the Rory practice round debate and gives a behind-the-scenes look at course access leading up to majors. Presented by @Chevrolet

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

@RandyBlueDad @rawsalerts RandyBlueDad will claim this is real because for some reason they want to hear we’re losing the war

@rawsalerts MAGA will claim this AI because they don’t want to admit we’re losing the war

🚨#BREAKING: Iranian officials have just released wild new footage claiming it reportedly shows one of its air defense systems successfully hitting an American F-35 fighter jet, which was forced to make an emergency landing.

CURRENT WEATHER ON MARCH 17: 19 degrees and snowing THE GROUNDHOG:

Guess which gender start panicking when they hit their thirties.

Master Chief literally spends three games fighting illegal aliens

Holy sh*t. Stop what you’re doing. Give yourself 3 minutes. Listen to this. Marco Rubio 2015. He called it. He called it word for word, like a play-by-play.

🚨TRUMP: "We also projected four weeks to terminate the military leadership, and as you know, that was done in about an hour so we're ahead of schedule there."

@DrMohsenSM @rawsalerts Do you know what kind of shelter sunken ships provide for fish? Imagine swimming for your life from a shark and you just happen to see a ship that you can hide in, that the shark can’t fit in? Bet the fish are very thankful

@rawsalerts We’re celebrating the sinking of 11 ships like it’s a sports score, but what about the environmental and human disaster this creates?

🚨#BREAKING: Officials from the Pentagon has announced and confirmed that the United States military has sunken all 11 Iranian military ships in the Gulf of Oman

aye man i been staying quiet for a while out of respect to let the lil homey handle his own, but i’ll beat everybody ass in there

Drake: "The athlete that you rollin' with, I saw his game last night, he didn't score" Offset:

He couldn’t walk any closer to that wall if he tried

“Kobe was an overrated defender”

Delusional

@jayjoe96 @Jacobtheclipper Buddy I can’t sit through a single game this year. The game is in the worst spot I’ve ever seen in my 25 years of watching it

@Jacobtheclipper The show isn’t ment to “call out players” and talk bad about the game, it’s supposed to be about uplifting the game and the players. Everybody else is enjoying the nba today but there’s always those few hating old heads that are to stuck in nostalgia to enjoy other eras

Side note: did you guys notice they moved Barkely and the crew to ESPN and buried them? The NBA doesn’t want those guys on the air because thy tell the truth. They call out the NBA players for load managing, for playing low IQ, and for being soft. Instead they got guys on Amazon, NBC, and Peacock who are just “hype” men. They pretend the NBA product is the best it’s ever been 🤦🏻‍♂️

Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards

Just comply with ICE the same way you wanted us to comply with shutdowns, mandated vaccines, and masks.