Only Shanks

Houston traffic this morning

@bbstatsgolf Muni!!! Let the Tyler people know

East Texas Muni

@Grizz_wold Are you a Tavistock guy??

Long putter man is back

Love hearing this. Hopefully it comes to fruition. Pulisic at Man U will be electric for US fans

@NOTdaRealGil Gir Hanse!!! Now he’s immortalized. Pumba foreva

@Only__Shanks Noooo Pumbaa!!!!!

New wall art lookin handsome

Golf is like being in a bad relationship. Except we’re the girls and Golf is the shitty boyfriend. He’s mentally abusive, makes us pay a fortune for everything, we chase him around the world, and he doesn’t care how much we care or try. And every time Golf does something nice for us, we lose the argument with ourselves that Golf is a bad guy

@texasgolflore Can verify that’s true. Felt much better

@Only__Shanks floaters will help

Full meltdown today. 2 under going into 18. Snap drive. Hybrid to right side of green, short sided. Hossel chip into bunker. Hit top lip of bunker and roll down. Chunk next shot and plug at top of bunker. Hood wedge and can’t get out, roll to bottom of bunker. Sand shot to 7 feet. Rake entire bunker for 5 mins. 2 putt for a 9. 75 the hard way. In margarita therapy right now.

@snakeollbroker Did you put that on there?? Or are you getting them to?

Someone left a one-eyed Jesus on my window after the round

@grantw1010 Cypress with @snakeollbroker

@Only__Shanks cypress or jack rabbit?

Let’s go @therealmcnair

@MikeBales Sounds like you’re fishing for a “thank you for your service”

I’ve served my country as a Sailor and my community as a firefighter my entire adult life. Want to know what else I’ve done my entire adult life? Turned in Masters lottery ticket applications every single year since 1985. Never been picked and probably never will. But I’m super stoked all these social media influencers get their chance.

@Top100Rick Love all that for you except for the pizza Rick

One week a year this bad boy comes out. Makes any coffee taste better. Hopefully it survives another 40 Masters. (I have two back ups just in case 😂.) Gonna watch Cam win the Masters, play The Old Course on the Trackman over and over, and eat pizza. Best day of the year.

@UtdMaI 1000%. Greatest English player ever

Does Wayne Rooney deserve a statue at Old Trafford?

Thanks Sergio 🙄 What a joke

@RealSethRaynor He’s a child

Is Sergio drunk right now??

Pizza girl almost made it…. Not her day unfortunately

@ManUtd @manuugarte8 Sell him. Never lived up to the tough midfielder we needed

Have a great day, @ManuUgarte8 🥳