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@DePrimeraa I've watched the video in loop and im still laughing for 5mins straight 😭😂😂

*El zoom se inventá en 1902* Los camarógrafos en 2010:

@UTDTrey Harry Kane really is a fire player...totenham really wasted his career.

JESUS CHRIST

@MessiLeoBrasil_ Messi keeps making football look easy. bro plays like a machine.

OLHA O PASSE DO MESSI. VTNC KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

@fifamedia From watching it alone makes it hard to believe that this didn't hit that cam though. but ignore that, sorloths selfish play caused them the game.

Before England’s goal in minute 45+2 against Norway, the sensor in the Connected Ball showed no peak in the 'heartbeat of the ball' when in the air, and therefore no evidence that the ball touched the overhead wire and changed the movement of the ball.

@SCFCJosh96 Life is short and crazy. it's wasn't even up to a month after and boom

Pretty shocking that a guy who played at this world cup has died whilst the tournaments still on

@hairball1952 I don't know why this usually happens though, but there's this feeling that comes with having a book in your bag on the train fully knowing you're not going to read it.

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

writers would go through the worst day of their life and then be like "but this is good material"

Mybe misunderstanding begins when we assume that using the same word means entering the same meaning

@oluomo_king Yes they unnecessarily use them a lot

@Onlyone_mune Omo Jesus God etc

What word do you think people use too easily?

@rioferdy5 I don't even understand what you're insinuating, they have already done this before if I'm not mistaken 😒

What… never seen that happen before? Crazy scenes 😳

@ndilichi1261151 @hankgreen You finally realized that the pitch isn't that small

@hankgreen Well I used to think that till I stepped foot on the football pitch

I know this is a brain dead hockey fan take but I still can’t believe, with a goal that size, that there aren’t like 40 goals a game in soccer.

@hankgreen Okay let me explain in brain dead language: the pitch isn't the same size and the ball is big enough to see early!!!!

@HOUSEPORN___ In case you want to know more about me🥲x.com/i/status/20759…

@HOUSEPORN___ Like a pet at the zoo for the whole city's visual enjoyment.

I've been laughing to myself for 10 minutes now 😂

@FearedBuck You really just compared that sh!tt to Harvard. lmao

Only 120 of more than 1 million applicants were accepted into Kai Cenat’s Streamer University, making its acceptance rate lower than Harvard, Yale, and Stanford.

Made it to Saturday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 15 minutes.

@CAPArgento__ This world cup turned out to be the most interesting world cup ever, and you know most of the time something is interesting it always feels faster than normal.

no entiendo como Qatar 2022 con 64 partidos se me hizo eterno y este mundial de 104 partidos se me pasó tan rapido

@Tracks710 @DehChukwuka @arikesavage_ That's what it seemed like before realizing that there's evidence that dates back thousands of years ago including archeological discoveries, written by many different people. and a made up story wouldn't expose most of it's major "heros" faults

@DehChukwuka @arikesavage_ The bible is made up so who cares

Movie 🎥 is this really true?🙄

@mikasagrada I never hesitate to archive unwanted messages, i make sure i avoid this like a plague lol

eu quando abro sem querer uma mensagem que eu tava ignorando: