Trainwreck Full of Glitter

A little louder for those in the back: not a single person is gonna say it’s a dream come true play with their ex. Not. A. Single. Person. #pazzi

@mandyarthur Why do straight men want sons over daughters? WTF is the difference?

Why do gay men choose to adopt boys over girls at a 350% higher rate?

@JustIndianaGirl I have this feeling every single time I hold a baby. And then it goes away.

Unpopular opinion- there's way more to parenting than "holding babies." Think it thru.

@ImKingGinger We would kill them with any contact. They’ve never been exposed to half of the shit we’re susceptible to. They’ve lived hundreds of years on their own. I think they thrive just fine without our “help”

Raise your hand if you think it's immoral to keep tribal groups like the people of North Sentinel Island from the blessings of modern technology, comforts, health and medicine, and electricity just so we can "preserve them" as a zoo and museum exhibit for people to observe.

@vxylily How bout just tired of the game? It gets exhausting after a while.

If you're single; 1. You're either talking to someone 2. Stuck on an ex 3. You’re ugly 4. Chasing someone who's taken Which one are you??

@brutalw0rld13 Right after she told her to do it! 🤣

"alriighttt" é literalmente o primeiro dia e a azzi já não aguenta mais a paige 😭 WE ARE SO BACK

@sacbabi She’s there! In the new Dallas instagram story! Had a loose ponytail so it took me a second to realize it was her!

WHERE’S AZZI ?????

@Mr_Husky1 I say do what you want. They’ll get over it. And if they don’t? Fuck ‘em. Life’s too short for silly drama.

My 17-year-old niece thinks she gets to gatekeep my DEAD mom's name for my actual baby. You read that right. I'm pregnant and chose a name to honor my mom, who passed away three years ago. I was so excited, told my sister, and she immediately flipped, saying I couldn't use our own mother's name because her daughter (my niece) wants it for her future baby. This girl isn't even pregnant! When I announced the name, my sister and niece went ballistic. They didn't just bash me; they started spreading blatant lies and messaging my friends. It turned into this heartbreaking contest over who our mom loved more, and who loved her more. They know I'm high-risk with this pregnancy. My mom had her struggles and didn't raise me, but I reconnected with her and I loved her. This whole situation broke my heart, and I had to delete all their comments. Should I just use the name anyway? Like, what even is this?

@Jussdin_ Minus taxes. Minus health insurance. Minus insurance. Minus retirement. Ends up being less than $4,000 a month. Then you have rent. Car payment. Utilities. Phone. WiFi. Groceries. Etc. It’s barely enough to cover basic necessities. So we in the trenches too. Just not as deep.

Yall so out of touch with the trenches its sad. Its grown adults barely making $20 a hour and you telling me $70,000 a year isnt a good salary? Thats 5,000 a month 😭😭😭😭😭😭

May everyone be blessed with a relationship where your partner is your best friend. I promise it is everything ❤️

@4thOfJuly365 You’ve never had to hide or been shamed or assaulted for who you love and it shows.

This 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

@Real___iTamara The assumption that their lives are “messed up” is a wild take. I know more hetero messes than I do gay ones.

I'm sorry, gay couples should not be allowed to adopt babies. You opted out of God's natural plan. You don't get to confuse a child and mess their life up because you are confused and your life is messed up.

@Bamaman00 @pimpcstillalive @paigebeuckers You spelled homophobia wrong.

@Oops_Sorry422 @pimpcstillalive @paigebeuckers Nah it is gay shit

“i get to play with my best friend again” 🥹

@pimpcstillalive @paigebeuckers Gay shit? Your homophobia is showing. Might want to tuck that in.

@paigebeuckers Yea that gay shit over

@PCwarrior69 @HaterReport

@Oops_Sorry422 @HaterReport “Focus on basketball” lol. Ironic on so many levels

Drafting your best player’s girlfriend #1 overall and expecting nobody to ask questions about their relationship is INSANE

@ArielleScarcell Wow! A lesbian not wanting to get with someone that still has their male anatomy in tact is not a real lesbian? What in the actual fucktation is this nonsense?

Go suck a dick

@ThrillaRilla369 If I could stay home and raise dogs and run a cozy home I’m more than game. Work hard and your house will be clean and your belly full.

To the women who are on this app im going to ask again, be honest If you could stay home, raise babies and run a cozy homemaker life.. Would you??

@dantypo I LOVE dogs. My dog is literally my whole world. But I agree with this. Mostly. If your dog can’t take up space without interfering with others than leave it at home. Your dog should be a canine good citizen if you want to take it in public.

Nobody is required to love your dog. I know I sound like a prick. But stop bringing them in stores. Just last Friday, I stopped in a store and a guy in checkout has his dog and it jumps on me as I walk past them. “Oh he just loves people” they say obliviously. So? I’m having to go to customers and the dog got dirt streaks on the thigh of my pants. And spare me the “if you don’t like it, don’t go in the store” bullshit. If you can’t make it through a store without your dog, it’s not me with the issues. I had a dog. It was a great dog. Best part of our family at times. But I expect NOBODY to have to deal with my occasionally over-excited dog, especially in a public place. I’d never have even thought of bringing a dog (I’ve seen it twice now) in a restaurant. Hell, if a person came over my house who was uncomfortable with it acting up, I’d take him in the other room. And for those with actual service pets? You really should speak up, because the people who don’t have well trained dogs are going to lose you that privilege. *end rant

@sagesteele They’re more than welcome to ask her that question. And she’s more than welcome to not answer it. This is about her career. Not her love life.

It’s a FAIR QUESTION! If 2 NBA players on the same team were dating, do you actually think media wouldn’t ask abt how their relationship could affect the team dynamic? Gimme a break. No need to coddle them. They’re professional athletes..who say they want equal treatment, right?!