Sebastian

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@_______Rowan For work!

@Seb__flyte1 Why would you be here

@coldhealing It’s a major city if you work in the insurance industry lol

@Charli3M00r3 I’d also play the board game Life and stick two blue stick figures in the car as “a joke.” 🤣

@Seb__flyte1 back in my day peach was the only female representation!

there were signs

@AbelKops It’s a pomo office building!

@Seb__flyte1 I hope the tower on the left is a college, not a prison.

@petrifiedegg When I was a child I used to yell at my parents for swearing

Me when someone who claims to be rightwing swears Unconsciously betraying that you don’t share my rigid moral authoritarianism and hypersensitive disgust reflex 🤔

@Birdofhope5i4v Been going there for years, since back when the beach was free!

@Seb__flyte1 MB gives me American Beauty energy, idk something about the place just seems “off”.

@Birdofhope5i4v It’s a nice lowkey shore town. You can find parking right by the beach, don’t need any of that boardwalk stuff haha

@Seb__flyte1 wtf! MB is a strange town imo idk hard to explain

@Birdofhope5i4v Yep!

@Seb__flyte1 MB?

@2typerightly @sonstreuelos That’s what we Jersey Shore locals call beach tourists

@Seb__flyte1 @sonstreuelos Bennys?

The difference between Chicago and NYC is the beaches in Chicago are actually nice

@2typerightly @sonstreuelos You can get ferried to Gunnison in like 45 minutes, it gets swarmed with bennys lol. I used to go to Jones Beach, takes like an hour and is also very nice (thanks Robert Moses!)

@Seb__flyte1 @sonstreuelos It’s an hour to Gunnison, i understand. And Long Island?

@MichaelMcGough3 What the zoomers call a truth nuke

@Seb__flyte1 One of my unpopular opinions is that the CSNY versions of Neil Young songs were generally better than the solo versions.

It’s appropriate that the most boomer band in history (CSN) has a name that sounds like a cable news channel.

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@TwinkTheory Yeah pad Thai was basically consciously invented by the government in the midcentury as an instrument of cultural soft power.

@Seb__flyte1 They also will send you to open Thai restaurants in small American towns lol

The Thai government has a program that sends bright students to college abroad for free, and all you have to do is agree to come back and be an indentured servant to the public sector for a decade. Not a bad deal!

@sweetietheykno I’ve only gotten one sunburn this summer for once.

Gay guys posting their extremely dangerous sunburn summer makes me so anxious

@MichaelMcGough3 It was the right call to make Young a name partner

@Seb__flyte1 Or a law firm.

The Newark AirTrain would have gone so hard as a World’s Fair exhibit in like 1955.