Sebastian

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Oh course getting involved in your local community might be took much to ask for your average Twitter addict. You might run into a boomer homeowner (the horror!)

Lots of people complaining online about a lack of events for the semiquincentennial, but my hometown is holding parades, block parties, tours of historical sites.

@morqca Yeah from my outsider perspective seems to be Chilangos vs. Chicanos fighting on my timeline. I’m from east coast where there aren’t a ton of Mexicans like out west. Over here they’re generally recent immigrants and their kids, seem pretty Mexican to me 🤷‍♂️

@Seb__flyte1 Understand that it was mostly a joke but doesn’t really happen in Tijuana. Half of TJ has double nationality, half work in San Diego and live in Tj

Was unaware that Mexicans in Mexico feel the same way about their American diaspora as Europeans do. In a way it makes sense, but it’s always hilarious that there are people in Tijuana looking over the border at San Diego thinking, “we don’t like your kind.”😆

@RudyForTexas 😇

@Seb__flyte1 Literally me and my followers

Excited to put my boyfriend’s fat corgi on strict tiger mom diet and exercise regimen when we move in together.

@2typerightly Sacco and Vanzetti were innocent is the horseshoe theory position. Mussolini was lobbying for their release lol

@Seb__flyte1 They were!

I’m a fan of this soundtrack even though I think Sacco and Vanzetti were guilty as sin.

@TwinkTheory Artists should be compensated for their work! I did it just like everyone else but it is at least adjacent to theft.

@Seb__flyte1 Girl what

Now that we’re over a decade into the streaming revolution I call on millennials to admit that pirating media is morally wrong.

My music taste was hugely influenced by the fact that one of my dad’s favorite radio stations growing up was in the “Classic Hits” (NOT “Classic Rock”) format.”

@PhillipAVilches @Streetcar89 At a private school it’s more like an angry consumer reporting you to the Better Business Bureau.

@Streetcar89 @Seb__flyte1 This is why government and big business are scared of unions. That’s collective bargaining in utero, baby, and boy does it still pack a wallop.

If I had given a pop quiz during my days as a teacher I would have had half the kids in full mutiny ready to have parents call up the dean to get me fired and the other half of them not doing that because they were having a panic attack.

Wishing for abundance on the monkey’s paw!

Wonder what rent would look like in New York City if “cold water flats” and building SROs had never been made illegal.

@I35V2 Your influence!

90 degrees today and going back to the 60s for Memorial Day weekend 🙄

Broke: STI Woke: STD Bespoke: VD

@MichaelMcGough3 That’s pretty common these days. They call them exit tickets in the biz.

@Seb__flyte1 I can see giving non-graded pop quizzes to gauge whether anything has stuck with the students. You could even anonymize them.

@AT1475 Guilty as charged 🤭

@Seb__flyte1 Tell me you worked at an independent school without telling me