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is @OsvaldoBido the nic dowd of the MLB? rumors are swirling, but we're fans here at ONN #whitesox #goodteamwin

JUST IN: JUSTICE CONDEMNS STRIKES ON IRAN

SOURCE: @PhaqsTV will be moved to penazoid’s air defense division

EX "GLIZZY WIT A BEAM" PLAYER "COLBERT" @colbertcs HAS BEEN TRENDING IN THE UNITED STATES ALL EVENING!! WHAT IS HAPPENING???? ARTICLE SOON

things are in the works... new contract with @csconfederation

BREAKING: Notable NHL 24 washup @TheAusick on waivers following unacceptable behavior both in and outside of the server. Reports saying he has been hostile and "hates his friends". Article to follow.

UPCOMING: @Ska puts up Perc Rogers run at @fragadelphia, later found guilty of morphine drip hidden between toes

BREAKING: @penazoid to be relegated to Open after severe misconduct from @1justice_ This story is developing and an article will follow.