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@LaLizzey It’s actually sad how great they think the book is, even bad wlw books are better than that crap.

I’m reading Francesca book for myself and yall are so deeply unserious over John 💀 nga dies in the second chapter

@MrMennoTweets @itsMelDaley @SpeechUnion @ThePosieParker @_ConnieShaw Pretty sure that’s this guy. youtu.be/4CjL0VwqUu8?si…

@itsMelDaley @SpeechUnion @ThePosieParker @_ConnieShaw “You know nothing about my life” We know you’re a man, and when it comes to keeping you out of women’s spaces that’s all that matters

I clocked ' Samantha' upon entering the venue... He says he is a 'genuine transexual woman ' at @SpeechUnion event with @ThePosieParker and @_ConnieShaw while showing his male privilege ! #HesAMan

@legaltweetz @ChantAngle64 @TMZ You’ve been back in the lesbian community two minutes after pretending you were a man for years and you wanna talk about being performative?

@ChantAngle64 @TMZ Not everything is gay or trans. Netflix is being performative. Has nothing to do whether or not it’s for me

"Bridgerton" will feature a lesbian love story in its fifth season! Watch the teaser: tmz.me/Qur1owJ

@amalaekpunobi Its a fictional tv show.

An interracial lesbian relationship set in early 1800s England💀

@HustleBitch_ All that to promote some collagen

🚨 INTERNET SHOCKED AS SUPERMODEL CINDY CRAWFORD TURNS INTO A MORNING ROUTINE TIKTOKER — PEOPLE SAY THIS CAN'T BE REAL LIFE The woman who defined the 90s supermodel era just posted a TikTok showing her morning routine, and people watching it say the steps just keep multiplying. 6:00 AM wake-up. Bible app reading. Dry brushing. Then comes gua sha. She then sits on a Bemer electromagnetic mat while wearing a red-light hair growth helmet. Then red-light therapy for her face. Then an apple cider vinegar shot. Next, she walks outside barefoot to ground in the grass overlooking the ocean, sits in the jacuzzi, and later goes back outside for another round of grounding. After that, it’s collagen coffee, a mini trampoline warm-up, and a Pilates workout in the private gym at her mansion with an instructor who comes to the house. By the end of the video, the routine feels less like “getting ready for the day” and more like a full-scale celebrity wellness ritual. People watching say the same thing: Is this a morning routine… or a full time job?

@fedeisaclown @zuphorics No she gives dominant bottom if we’re assigning roles.

@zuphorics is she a top in the books?

people are calling this woman strapcesca

@waifuterf I hate this discourse so much, I could care less and am far more concerned that it’s deemed hateful/bigoted for being off-put that the wlw sections of dating apps are overrun with polyamorous ‘transbians’.

as a bisexual woman, lesbians not wanting to date me always felt like such a non issue when 90% of the wlw any dating app are other bi women, which y’all would know if you put even half as much energy into pursuing women as you did seething about the handful that might reject you

@jools6691 @aaronGolding9 @joshxhowie On her instagram theres videos.

@aaronGolding9 @joshxhowie I can find nothing about her having a mastectomy

Great seeing a comic taking the piss out of these narcissistic numpties. Even better hearing the laughter of an audience who no longer gives a shit.

@hannaheinbine Vanity or Swarla? Lol

it’s so funny when people are like “i can’t find any sapphic media!!!” like baby i am on youtube dot com watching clips from a british soap opera just to see 2 women kiss... we are not the same

@small_btcertain @Sherrypeter Audiobooks.

@Sherrypeter How do you keep yourself entertained when doing 10k steps daily? I struggle for that reason, it takes me about 90 mins of walking to hit that goal

didn’t expect this post to blow up but since everyone’s asking, here’s what worked: - 10k steps daily. i’ve been doing this for over a year now. started long before i touched a gym and never stopped - weights and pilates 4-5 days a week. i stopped following a perfect plan & just did whatever got me through the door - emsculpt neo 2x a week (14 sessions so far) - diet did most of the heavy lifting. deficit is hard, so green tea became my emotional support whenever i wanted to snack i was still socially drinking until december so i still felt puffy most of the time the real game changer was the last 8-12 weeks when i cut alcohol and actually locked in on pilates + gym + walking everywhere i know none of this is groundbreaking. no one wants to hear “walk more and eat less” but that’s literally it

@sleepyamel @forhannahdodd Flowers in the attic-the origin. It’s awful, and INSANE, but Hannah’s performance is great.

this insane face card.

@MikeBales Masculine women are still women?

Honest question: If lesbians don't like men, then why are they attracted to women who look like men?

@princessdestti @how2decay Nah Sasha Keable

@how2decay she’s the best yall got ngl. as far as lyrics, performance and singing ability. and that’s as a very big fan of hers

i do not dislike chappel roan but damn i wish the most popular lesbian artist was someone else.

@8stardemo I’ve been saying for days how perfect this song is for them, theres even the line ‘got me bitin’ harder on your necklace’ 🤭🤣 open.spotify.com/track/72fSEYOX…

oh i just know francesca goes crazy over these necklaces

@direstraits786 @AngelaRayner Well said.

@AngelaRayner Labour, conservatives and deformers are all beholden to the apartheid state, until that ends all of you will forever overlook corruption by a few chosen ones until it is too late.

The recent scandal around Peter Mandelson and Jeffrey Epstein was shocking - and demands that both this government and our party learn the lessons, and act on them. 1/3

@esp8on @cuntstanza I LOVE “written in the stars”, one of my faves. Have you read “The Senator’s Wife” series? omg. Catherine Cleveland has my whole heart.

@cuntstanza they’re not bad! try reading “written in the starts” “make the season bright” “she gets the girl” 🫶🏻 i loved these

this is what i mean when sapphic content is not treated like mlm content. this book sold more than 2 million copies and STILL we struggle to get an adaption meanwhile mlm books get famous and get a movie a tv series and a spin off

@everlucive I heard this last night, it’s so Franchaela youtu.be/CHyfDEfdsO0?si…

i think franchaela twitter needs to become freakier actually.

Who’s gunna make the edit then? #FRANCHAELA open.spotify.com/track/2ml97yYq…

@wandasfawn I just found their song open.spotify.com/track/2ml97yYq…

girl control it…

manifesting francesca next bridgerton lead