Rodion

𝙋𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙩! - #CODRP - OCs and crossovers welcome! - Friendly writer (18+) and character, so don't be afraid to interact - sfw (no lewd) - Can be serious or parody Dogtag and current status below.

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale @niktopilled ... What did you just call me, Sir? 🥲

@Jugletale @niktopilled @OperatorRodion You know comrade, being completely dependent to an enemy faction, with a trusted friend on the verge of death, relying on makeshift means, all while having to constantly keep an eye on a crazy killing machine is something you wouldn't wish your worst enemy.

Nikto, that weirdo.

@niktopilled @DmitryBale_ @Jugletale ... I don't think so... maybe I hope? After all, I was the only one he never lashed out against.

@OperatorRodion @DmitryBale_ @Jugletale Think he’d like to see you again at any point?

Hey, nice sketch! I should wear my helmet skin more often.

@niktopilled @DmitryBale_ @Jugletale ... He probably thinks I'm dead by now.

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale @OperatorRodion Ah…so what does Nikto think of him now?

How could you, Sir. @DmitryBale_

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale Don't say that Sir! We can do a lot of things together like going to the cinema, the arcades, go hiking, go to the cinema, then we can play some games, go to the cinema again...

@Jugletale No need to worry, my existence is already nightmarish as it is

我心情

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale @niktopilled Right away Sir!

@OperatorRodion @Jugletale @niktopilled Look rookie, new customers. Better go check them out.

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale @niktopilled ...

@Jugletale @niktopilled @OperatorRodion Now, comrades... "cute" a bit of a stretch here. I have more to tell you, but now we need to wait for Rodion to go back to work.

@niktopilled @DmitryBale_ @Jugletale I guess so? I had never seen it from this perspective. Thanks for the self esteem boost!

@OperatorRodion @DmitryBale_ @Jugletale He probably has them in a little corner of his room now. At least you’ve made your mark, a win is a win..?

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale @niktopilled At first it's somewhat funny to see a strong scary soldier collecting cute plushies... but when you think about it, he's probably about taking out his last hints of humanity on inanimate objects. Because they can't possibly hurt him. It's kind of sad when you realise

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale @niktopilled Not quite! He... started collecting them. In his mind, this is supposed to be a secret (please never tell him I know this or YOU do, he can get upset).

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale @niktopilled So basically, I was trying my best to connect to him, no idea how to do it through. So I gave him a couple of these cute operator plushies you get at Burger Town, just to get a reaction. At first I thought he would destroy them or something like that...

@Jugletale @OperatorRodion @niktopilled adding you, this is a peculiar one. Rookie would you mind telling us about the plushies?

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale @niktopilled hehe the plushies

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale @niktopilled Right away Sir! By the way, welcome to Burger Town.

@Jugletale @OperatorRodion Rookie you have a new customer @niktopilled Bring one more menu please. So, where was I...

@DmitryBale_ @niktopilled @Jugletale ... ... This is depressing, Sir.

@niktopilled @Jugletale @OperatorRodion He has to wear it for work and he loves their burgers. But working with the public? He hates it, people can be mean and the pay is low. Sadly, after that incident he has to keep this cover.

@DmitryBale_ @Jugletale Here's your burgers, enjoy!

@Jugletale @OperatorRodion Well, finally he's here... Can't say no to chips anyway, thank you comrade. So, where were we? Right, we had to do missions with Nikto. While he's the best at wiping enemies away, he has zero team spirit. For example, an injured teammate is nothing but a burden to him

@Jugletale @DmitryBale_ Sorry for making you wait! Welcome to Burger Town, here's your menu. With our new special you get a Nikto plushie for free, are you interested?

@DmitryBale_ @OperatorRodion :O OHHHH Hold on — I'm not surprised at all, honestly. Okay, never mind! Since Rodion isn't here, help yourself to the chips I brought!

Because last time you touched a computer you installed Bonzi Buddy on it.

No questions, I'm starting right now. This might take a while, Yegor knows how to disappear without a trace... at least, I hope he's hiding on purpose.

Not to brag but yes, it's one of the main reasons I was selected. What do I have to doM