@NotRioFromBar @NeverteIImeodd They’re like moths to a flame when it comes to trains
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Mario Cristoballin’
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Mario Cristoballin’
@OptimusCreampie
sports insider and financial consultant
Katılım Ocak 2025
38 Takip Edilen14 Takipçiler
@NeverteIImeodd How the fuck did the entire family end up down there?
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A mother becomes a human shield to save her children as a train passes inches above them in Bihar, India .
All survived. ❤️
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@kobeogawa @Titan_Cane I mean you got absolutely skull fucked 💀
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@PriusBrosnan007 @canefilms How come Oregon went backwards
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@canefilms Mario doesn’t have shit on Oregon. Mario leaving is the best thing he ever did for Oregon. We made him and then upgraded.
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@Tmtfsu13 @gonzalo_lacava @GabyUrrutia247 @247recruiting @TomLoy247 @247Sports @AiKingHall08 FSU is a dead program. Nice essay though.
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Pre-pay for play. Miami has nothing to sell. Dead program for 25 years. You have crazy money now. Enjoy it. But own it. Dont try to sell anything else. You haven’t won shit. One Cinderella run as a 10 seed in 25+ years is “winning”. You’re Texas Tech..South Broward version.
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BREAKING: Dothan (Ala.) Top247 CB Ai’King Hall flipped his commitment to Miami from Oregon.
The 6-foot, 195-pounder is considered the No. 131 overall player in the Class of 2027.
247sports.com/college/miami/…
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@Tmtfsu13 @GabyUrrutia247 @247recruiting @TomLoy247 @247Sports @AiKingHall08 Pulled your pussy typing that 💀
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@GabyUrrutia247 @247recruiting @TomLoy247 @247Sports @AiKingHall08 lol. Billionaires just throwing cash at the kid like it’s a game and local Miami guys calling it recruiting. 😂. Enjoy it while it lasts. I would as well.
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@canesfb @OptimusCreampie @orlandosentinel You keep calling me a retard without looking in the mirror
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Jon Sumrall has completely changed the energy at UF while Lane Kiffin has spent the offseason setting his own reputation on fire yet again. orlandosentinel.com/2026/05/16/lan…
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@AParma777 @DevonL1gon Brother I’d rather use that mill allocated to other players compared to some fairy
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@DevonL1gon We hit one and lose 3 but god forbid fans speak on it. All of a sudden we didn’t want him bc of his antics at the ceremony or we weren’t really on them that hard. Fan base isn’t that bright tbh.
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I know nobody wants to hear it bc we flipped a 5* CB but since then we’ve missed on three 5* targets that we were heavy on. Two of them to arguably our biggest Rival right now and the other to a school in Texas. Both of whom we beat last year. 1/4 isn’t enough.
#Canes
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@OptimusCreampie @canesfb @orlandosentinel So do you guys but can’t seem to come up with a conf title
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@OptimusCreampie @canesfb @orlandosentinel I’d worry about winning your conference for the first time ever. Probably the worst P5 conference around too lmao
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@GatorsIn15 @canesfb @orlandosentinel I’d worry about winning more than 5 games for the first time in 8 years 💀
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@canesfb @orlandosentinel Worry about your own program. Can’t even land players in your own backyard
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@FloBro__ @GrantReacts1 All that for mario to out coach freeman again 🥀
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@GrantReacts1 Miami getting bodied left & right 😂 😂 😂 ☘️
Hayes Fawcett@Hayesfawcett3
BREAKING: Five-Star DL David Folorunsho has Committed to Notre Dame, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’4 285 DL chose the Fighting Irish over Miami, Georgia, and Texas Tech He’s the No. 9 Recruit in the 2027 Rivals300 “Love thee Notre Dame☘️ #GoIrish” on3.com/rivals/david-f…
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@DaltonRowan1 @EJHollandOn3 I mean he committed to Texas with grace instead of acting like one. Another sfl bust
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@EJHollandOn3 The reaction of canes fans with Mark Matthews' commitment proves that it is not good enough for these recruits. Mario Cristobal wanted Matthews, but the second he commits to A&M suddenly he's a faggot in Miami fans' eyes? Y'all don't deserve nice things.
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“They’ve been saying it’s a long way to December"
Miami is continuing to push for Top 100 Texas A&M WR commit Jaden Upshaw. More here #GoCanes: on3.com/teams/miami-hu…
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@RecruitsBama @CollegeFrontOfc This retard got community noted 💀
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Most Expensive Rosters in College Football:
1. Texas - $47.9M
2. Miami - $44.0M
3. Ohio State - $43.5M
4. LSU - $42.8M
5. Oregon - $42.8M
6. Notre Dame - $40.4M
7. Texas A&M - $38.9M
8. Alabama - $37.2M
9. Tennessee - $36.7M
10. Texas Tech - $36.3M
(via @CollegeFrontOfc)
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Can’t believe Miami fans are mad at how Mark Matthews celebrated something that big…
I mean today was a huge day for his family, and he changed his family’s life forever…
Also for all the talk about A&M 💰, Miami had the higher offer ❤️
#Relationships
GIF
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@GGbishhh @CaneTapes Brother worry about winning more than 5 games once in 10 years 💀
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@CaneTapes Haha what ever make yall feel better 😂😂 you ain’t did shit they don’t give af about a natty appearance where the conference title and ring
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We might’ve dodged one here lol this ain’t a fit in that locker room in Coral Gables 😂
Joseph Hastings III@JosephAHastings
It’s safe to say Mark Matthews (@mark95matthews) is happy to be an Aggie 🤠 He’s also planning to recruit some more 5⭐️s to join him in College Station at the next level 👍 Matthews goes in-depth on his decision ➡️ on3.com/sites/aggie-ye… ($) #GigEm
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💈 THE BARBERSHOP STRIKES AGAIN!! !! Relationships matter!! It’s a marathon not a sprint! And we ain’t done shopping in South Florida!! Who’s next!! #GMFD #ForeverMyCity #Sniper #Time2Gr7nd #FAMILYOVEREVERYTHING
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@jay_wimbrow Bruh I thought he was a clown after that commitment video. Sfl handlers never fail.
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