TheUrchin™🦑

@MaxonAiro Umesahau kuaddisia ni gari ulinunua na pesa yako.. Sio ya wamama. 🤔

Hii gari yangu latest pedestrian akikaribia mbele inajipiga brake. Gari ingine ama nduthi ikipita kando yangu inaniambia kuna kitu kando yangu so do not change lanes. Nikichoka nianze kusinzia ina scan macho alafu inajipark kando ya barabara na haitasonga ama ina vibrate unaamka. Speakers pale ndani sio Bose lakini pia zinapumua vile inafaa. Gari ukiwa ndani ni kama uko kwa Mercedes S Class. Zero cabin noise. Tyres ni bigi. Size yake. This thing glides over bumps and potholes like nothing. God, you have been good to us. Thank you.

@julius_kinus @RealNate08 Sio uvumi btw.. 🤣 Anasa gharama ya'man.

@Opulapul @RealNate08 😂😂🙌

Kuenda coast for one week inadai budget ya how much, for a non drinker?

@muheediva01 Keep two or three key ones the rest bin

Do you delete your CO-WORKERS contact after you have resigned from that job?

@MaxonAiro If non of the two wins kutakuwaje? 🤔

I want to place a heavy bet with a Manchester United fan. 200k on the table. If Manchester United win the league my 200k is yours! If Arsenal win the league your 200k is mine! Put your money where your mouth is!

@sadixxy Not really but increased recoil time.

Can a man run out of sperm due to having s3x every day?

@Adrian_realestt The taps been unlocked. 😁

Every time when we're at the pick of intimacy my girl excuses herself to the bathroom.

@AfyaCentreCrew Decloth yeye ndio utajua there's nothing worthy looking at twice underneath that dera.. Zi hukaa tu poa zikiwa kwa nguo coz they give you a sense of imagination..

Men , You can watch this as many times as You Like😂

@jpbonnymechagma @edgarwabwire_ Amunga afunge clinic kufukuzana na uyo zuzu ati wanatafuta pesa ya fake campaigns🤔 hata kama!!

@edgarwabwire_ Sema tu Amerix 😂tushajua

SOURCES: A highly placed source has authoritatively confirmed that Peter Salasya was given Ksh 60 million to run for the presidency at the height of the Gen Z protests, to divert public attention from the events unfolding at the time. The source further claims that Salasya attended the meeting alongside a prominent blogger whose identity we have chosen to withhold.

@jas_d_barbie Yes.. 90% chance

Does pre-cum really get a lady pregnant?

@mara_moja2 Shughuli lazima ipigwe..

Do pregnant women have intercourse or they just stay horny for 9 months.

@ItsJeffreyJeff Kulikuwa kumekosekana virgin wa kumkalia mori ipoe? 🤔🥹

Morning wood so strong inataka kubomoa mlango mamae!

@C_NyaKundiH @amerix papa.. Muok and read things for thyselefu

Man, I hate H. pylori medication. One more week and I am finally done with it.

@KhalifKairo This is what happens mostly isipo-oshwa na kuwa greased frequently

@C_NyaKundiH Gathee.. Whuot again?

End anal sex for jobs at ministry of interior

@GKariuki_034 @johnmtongoi Njaruo.. Ata sio waingo

@johnmtongoi Hizi tabia funny funny ni za waluya sana sana

A strange moment was captured at Lang’ata Cemetery in Nairobi as several individuals clad in religious attire were seen engaging in what appeared to be a ritual involving flowers collected from a recently used grave.

@hudumaManda The bringer of humility.. 🤣

Naona wanaume comment section wanasema their biggest fear is to sire a daughter and end up like this

@ankundaannita01 There is somebody for everyone.. 🤣

Some of the saved videos we got from the weekend if you slept early that’s your problem 😣😣 But who will marry these girls?😫😫

@onjolo_kenya Uyo hakuna shite analeta kwa meza.. 🤣 Ni kudandia tu wave. 🤣

You know its bad when Caroline mutoko joines Wantam movement !!!

@Nyar_Akoth @KibandaScholar Women change for the worst over time.. Is not a secret

@KibandaScholar This is exactly why I say men marry women they hate most. Yes they do, that's why they don't want to stay around them.

Mwanaume unafaa ku own a second, modest space away from family, ideally a bedsitter, mahali hakujulikani kabisa. place unaeza spend time ukiwa solo, uorganize thoughts zako na unareflect na maisha.