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You are literally the president of a baseball team. You’re acting like a petulant child who got told no TV on school nights. Show a little decorum dude. Act like a grownup.

Are we sure they’re not building that thing from Contact? There has been a lot of alien talk recently.

So good

NBA need to fix a lot of things. This is high on the list.

RIGHT?!?

He called in Jaxon Dart and had that same conversation with him too. Right? RIGHT? Why would he just call in Carter?

I’ve covered 12 Stanley Cup Finals and watched them all since I was a kid. I will not tune in for this season’s SCF if the @GoldenKnights make it. I know nobody cares, but this is twitter and whatever. Between Carter Hart and Torts, this is the worst of hockey culture on display.

The Trump admin is quietly deleting info about the Capitol attack from the DOJ website as it prepares to give funds to J6ers. This week, DOJ deleted a press release about one man with an ongoing child solicitation case who came to the Capitol with bear spray. Before and after:

Stick to sports! Am I doing this right? Y’all tell me to stick to sports all the time.

Today, we honor Harvey Milk — a San Francisco icon who believed that hope, courage, and community could change the world. As a Bay Area team, we're proud to carry forward the spirit of a city that has always stood for belonging, equality, and inclusion. His legacy lives in all of us. Happy Harvey Milk Day.

Me: watching insecure @Seahawks fans reply to my tweets.

This New York Times piece is worth your time. Here’s what is happening, as simply as I can put it. Back in January, Trump sued the IRS, an agency he controls, demanding $10 billion over the leak of his tax returns a number of years ago. IRS lawyers did their jobs. They wrote a memo laying out the defenses that could beat the suit, including the fact that Trump filed too late. His own lawyer was in court when the leaker pleaded guilty in October 2023, more than two years before Trump sued. The Justice Department never showed up to court. Never argued back. Never used the defenses sitting on their desk. The judge got suspicious and ordered both sides to explain whether they were actually opposing each other or just colluding. The day before that brief was due, Trump dropped the suit. Same day, his Justice Department announced a $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded “anti-weaponization fund.”  Trump gets a formal apology. The IRS agrees to drop any audits of him and his family, even though a 2024 Times report found a loss in an ongoing audit could cost him over $100 million. The acting Attorney General, Trump’s former criminal defense attorney, picks the five commissioners who decide who gets paid. Trump can fire any of them. Proud Boys and Oath Keepers are not ruled out. This is the most corrupt thing I’ve ever seen from an American president. Where in the hell are my Republican colleagues? nytimes.com/2026/05/19/adm…

@ThanosIsCool @49ers @LevisStadium @SoFiStadium Correct. You are so close to getting it.

@OracleSeagull @49ers @LevisStadium @SoFiStadium That’s not how the SB works. It’s not even possible for that match up to happen in a SB. The SB is the NFC champ (1 team) vs the AFC champ (1 team).

Someone going to remind the Hawks fans that they didn’t beat the @49ers in the Super Bowl? Until they pack @LevisStadium like the 9ers fans pack @SoFiStadium y’all need to do better if you want a rivalry.

@InfinityTheFin2 @49ers @LevisStadium @SoFiStadium (Spoiler: mine definitely was)

@OracleSeagull @49ers @LevisStadium @SoFiStadium Both of these photos look AI generated

I miss @AroundtheHorn.

Go Dave Go!

Mood. #SFGiants

He just made it to Costco. Make sure no one remember anything about how to function in a society while he’s there.