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Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce? Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one? Interviewer: The black one. Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 litres per day Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them? Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one? Interviewer: The black one. Farmer: Grass. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: Grass. Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if it's the black one or the white one when the answers are just the same? Farmer: Because the black one is mine. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: It's also mine. 🐄😂

Can our @ZimCricketv Under-19 team get that elusive win today? Let's meet at Harare Sports Club and find out.

Bulawayo are you ready to watch @ZimCricketv Under-19 Men's national cricket team take on India in their first Super 6 match? Are we about to see the biggest upset of the tournament so far? Let's meet at Queens Sports Club and find out.

The day of reckoning has come, will our young Chevrons become men today by beating Pakistan and qualify for the Super 6? Let's fill up Takashinga Cricket Club and create one of the best atmospheres ever seen at an Under-19 match. Let's do this @ZimCricketv 💪

All roads lead to Takashinga Cricket Club today. If our @ZimCricketv Under-19 National team beats England, we are through to the Super 6. Let's rally behind our young Chevrons. Munhu wese kuTakashinga.

This picture was taken at 0000hrs tonight. Go Warriors Go. Baya wabaya.

@OraclesportZ @IntegrityNcube @SablesRugbyZW We have like 30-40% chance of beating Tonga and less 10-25% of beating Wales . It could have been worse. There’s no better group there .

@IntegrityNcube @SablesRugbyZW Which team do you think we can beat or stand toe to toe with them?

@OraclesportZ @SablesRugbyZW Very tough is an overstatement! Best pool there

A very tough draw for @SablesRugbyZW

@OraclesportZ @WorldRugby @SablesRugbyZW @RugbyAfrique @fatcatspod @DavidColtart @SRazaB24 @Beast_TM @kyrossports

@pasinaDambudzo @WorldRugby @SablesRugbyZW @RugbyAfrique @fatcatspod @DavidColtart @SRazaB24 @Beast_TM @kyrossports We will be happy if we are placed in the same group as Spain. We should come back home with a win.

@OraclesportZ @WorldRugby @SablesRugbyZW @RugbyAfrique @fatcatspod @DavidColtart @SRazaB24 @Beast_TM @kyrossports I feel Zimbabwe's chances are best if they end in a pool with anyone one of these band 3 countries - Uruguay, USA & Chile. Tonga, Spain and especially Georgia are the cream in that band 3 and I hope we avoid

With the @WorldRugby 2027 World Cup draw a couple days away, from band 1 to 3, which group will give @SablesRugbyZW a chance of winning at least one game at the World Cup? @pasinaDambudzo @RugbyAfrique @fatcatspod @DavidColtart @SRazaB24 @Beast_TM @kyrossports

Zimbabwe has Namibia's number this year. Our @SablesRugbyZW beat them to qualify for the 2027 rugby World Cup, @ZimCricketv beat them in the final of the @ICC T20 World Cup Africa Qualifier.

When we say playing from the back this is what we mean, Onana 😂😂

On location,the official unveiling of the Marian Marinica the Zimbabwe national team coach. We know why he got the job @online_zifa he is such a charmer 🤣🤣He has a very clear plan on what he wants to do. If he walks the talk&he is supported,he might be our best foot forward.

@OraclesportZ @MLS The aura

Peter Ndlovu was scouted as a teenager playing for @Highlandersfczw and went on to play for @Coventry_City in England. He was spotted in Beitbridge yesterday on a scouting mission at Dulivhadzimo Stadium.

Let us rally behind our Hockey Under-21 national team. It has been an arduous journey full of uncertainties but they went off to Chile yesterday.

Warriors Vice Captain Teenage Hadebe playing against Lionel Messi in the @MLS

@SRazaB24 captain fantastic led his team from the front. He got his 100th T20I wicket and became the only third cricketer to score 2000 runs plus 100 wickets. Congratulations Raza Bhai.