Michael Newman

I’m not saying I order a lot of pizza but @dominos your tracker has been down for a bit!

Just completed my first ride on my @onepeloton bike... LOVED IT! If anyone is interested in getting one... do it!

Has anyone started a change.org petition to remove @netflix ‘s preview play feature when you’re browsing?

@Whataburger Are y’all going to bring back pumpkin pies!?! I have a pot luck to go to next week and need something to bring

W/ @katyperry's album out today and @taylorswift13 coming back to @Spotify today... I think their beef should be settled @thepeoplescourt

@travelton @Andy Girl! You need to watch the new Below Deck!

@Andy I want to hear about Captain Sandy being chased by Pirates!

@redbookmag What dress is @jennaldewan wearing on your cover?

I think I'll get an ant farm?

@FullFridge I just got mine! It looks great, I'm so excited to try it out! Is there any way I can recycle the ice packs back to you?

@Nordstrom interesting couldn't find one that opens without paying. I'll talk to an associate. Thank for the info

@Nordstrom Does it also cost ladies $2 to use the changing table? #EqualRights #MrMom

I'm ready for The Power Rangers movie!

Movies: Find parking by pulling up straight to the building and the front door. Reality: Circling the block 100 times then walk a 5K

Tales from the group text:

@STYSAOrg is there a reason the boys list is up before the girls? Technical issues?

@STYSAOrg any time?!?!?

@PairofThieves I am OBSESSED with how amazing your SuperFit Boxer Briefs feel... I'm telling everyone I see about them... even strangers :)

In the spirit of #GivingTuesday, we're proud to announce that the WP Engine #movember team has raised more than $11k this month.

This Thanksgiving I'm #thankful for the Crock-Pot... without which I would not be able to make Thanksgiving dinner since my oven broke :-/