@Orbital380mmHE Throw me at the Jews for a great time
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Orbital Gas Strike
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Orbital Gas Strike
@OrbitalGasStrke
Official Super Earth-mandated Orbital Gas Strike! Now with extra fent!
Katılım Nisan 2026
20 Takip Edilen9 Takipçiler
Throw me at your buddies for a guaranteed good time
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@SEAFtrooper Woah woah woah hey hey hey don’t be dissing the trees like that or you’ll end up like that fucking guy on battlefield okay
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@OrbitalGasStrke NO! I’M NOT LOOKING AT YOUR GOONING TREES! NEVER AGAIN!
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This is too much to ask for.
LOOKALIKES AND PARODIES ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN COLLABS!! FUCK IT ALL!
Helldivers NOW@Helldivers_NOW
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@SEAFtrooper Only correct answers, but I think you’ll get fuck by the titan too
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Fuck uncle balls (like I had much of a choice), marry hulk, and then kill myself.
Helldivers NOW@Helldivers_NOW
Son 😭
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@SEAFtrooper It’s so beautiful it’s like Tel Aviv if it was a planet 🥹
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I can’t wait to take my grandchildren years later to a vacation to Brilliance and reminisce on the time I lost MY WHOLE FUCKING SQAUD IN 3 MINUTES! EEEUGGEEEE!!
Gn, heroes.
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@SEAFtrooper You should check the trees or you’ll have some freedom in your mind 😉🤫
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My account is slowly becoming less about the war and more about women and suicide.
Will I change it? Fuck no, the people have a right to know what’s on my mind.
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I may have taken a nap in the grass on Brilliance today so make fun of me and call me a baby fawn all you want but just know what fawns turn into, a stoic and graceful buck.
Anyways I’m gonna find a new spot for tonight.
Gn, heroes.
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@SEAFtrooper Why don’t we just shoot depleted uranium sabots in 5.7 I mean it’s not practical but neither is a jet assault rifle so I mean who gives a shit, I say heavy pen.
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How do we tell him what the P90 was made for?
GIF
Twilight Imperium@twilightVespian
@SEAFtrooper Bro, the P90 uses pistol ammo, it shouldn’t have medium armor penetration.
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@SEAFtrooper Too bad the damage is low, I wouldn’t even trust this to come with me and to check a tree
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It’s what the knight should have been.
An actual P90…
Nollets The Servant of Freedom@NolletsThe
I'm sorry I wasn't excited for you, I wasn't familiar with your game. JFC it's a knight on steroids
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Incoming transmission from SEAF Chud: “NOT ON ME, PLEASE!”
Mangoloo Cosplays@MangolooCosplay
Incoming transmission from Eagle One: drop more 500s 💥
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@HailtheOrchids YEAH! WELL, I LIKE HELLDIVERS ANYWAY! AND I DON’T ABUSE WOMAN AND I’M VERY AGAINST WOMAN ABUSE AND I AM 5’8 (which is tall for SEAF) AND I’M GOOD AT COOKING AND CLEANING AND I LOVE WOMEN!
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@SEAFtrooper I love how many trees there are, make sure to check every last one before you sleep again.
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NO! THEY BUFFED ALL THE ENEMIES!
I’M NOT HAPPY UNTIL THE EXO IS A HULK! NEVER!
SEAF Soldier@SEAFtrooper
Still no armor pen upgrades but that’ll come when they decide to do it to the bastion, hopefully.
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It’s the ministry of science! Chill out! Do you know what the ‘science’ in it means? It’s ran by a bunch of scientists, it’s fine!
Lady Aries Fire 🎐🌅@WolfTheWander
NO NO!! LISTEN TO THE RETIRED GUYS! #Helldivers2GalacticWar #Helldivers2
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