SEAF Soldier
11K posts

SEAF Soldier
@SEAFtrooper
your average low iq blueberry, #1 sentry hater, can’t digest stims, short BASTARD, and will throw a grenade at my feet if I feel nervous.
Gun (always traveling though) Katılım Temmuz 2025
65 Takip Edilen1.7K Takipçiler

@ElevatedRandy I’m like 90% sure medi diver was the one who got one of your accounts suspended.
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@SEAFtrooper inspectord? more like inspector deez nuts!
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I’m trying to stay out of this shit but that guy’s always been a pussy.
He’s gotten me and a couple friends suspended over some of the lightest shit.
Truth Inspector D@TruthInspectorD
You are correct @Med1_D1v3r. Blocking is for the weak. You are always welcome in the Truth Enforcers should you choose to be.
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@FoobyDude Sadly we don’t get cryo chambers.
Not special enough.
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I ALREADY SAID HELLDIVERS ARE REAL AND LOVE ME AND I DON’T HAVE PROBLEMS!
ADHD Memes@ADHDForReal
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IF IT WASN’T FOR HIM POINTING THAT BILE TITAN OUT THE HELLDIVER WOULDN’T HAVE SEEN IT!!
HERO!!!
Helldivers NOW@Helldivers_NOW
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@SEAFtrooper yeahhhhhhhh, Illuminate be doin' weirder and weirder things by the day
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@PhoenixSoldier4 It’s still funny if you don’t think too far into it
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@SEAFtrooper How dare you publicly joke about an inside joke! /s
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Ok, I’ve had a lot of false allegations, this isn’t looking good for me this time.

Icarus🪽@OneWingedGirl_
@SEAFtrooper This u?
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@c8ee448fc116286 @ChaosDawning There are three wolves inside you…
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@SEAFtrooper @ChaosDawning There are 2 wolves inside me and they are both fucking
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@thefrenchkefta @Seaf_Chanxx @SCP_Guard_ @Mixtape58517490 @Europa_War @NotAStormin @Truth_Officer No no, gone and have been are two completely different things.
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@SEAFtrooper @Seaf_Chanxx @SCP_Guard_ @Mixtape58517490 @Europa_War @NotAStormin @Truth_Officer Chauchat ? Dismissing me ?
Have you gone insane ?
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WHAT THE FUCK NO I LOVE YOU AND AM SORRY AND AM UGLY AND YOU’RE RIGHT!!!
THERE!! DON’T KILL ME!
Major Tanya von Degurechaff@thefrenchkefta
Dear soldier. Tonight, @SEAFtrooper will be executed. He crossed the line several times but always backed off and did his sentence. But this time his insubordination was too great. Worse than that, he questioned a Major rank and previous missions. And he did not back off.
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@SEAFtrooper @UnassumingHat Woah calm down there shes your superior
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SHE SAID NIGHTMARE YOU LIAR! SHE’S A PERFECT SOUL AND THE ONLY ONE KEEPING THAT SHIP IN THE SKY!!
Helldivers NOW@Helldivers_NOW
Service technician and her "dream"
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@OneWingedGirl_ WELL EATS IS ALL I GET!!! AND GOOD A DISSIDENT HAS NO RIGHTS TO DIMINISH MY CHARACTER!
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@SEAFtrooper My friend doesn't even play helldivers 😭😭😭
Let alone understand anything that goes on in the game;
I don't like using eat's tbh, amr just feels like a better version that isn't a 1-time only gimmick
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You should liberate yourself NOW
GIF
Automaton Mortar Emplacement@AutomatonMortar
I don’t know what to do
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@SEAFtrooper As a Helldiver I can confirm I love the SEAF
As for weather I’m real or not, even I’m not sure if I exist
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@thefrenchkefta @Seaf_Chanxx @SCP_Guard_ @Mixtape58517490 @Europa_War @NotAStormin @Truth_Officer Also I spelled Chauchat wrong so we’re dismissing you for being French because of my misspelling.
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@SEAFtrooper @Seaf_Chanxx @SCP_Guard_ @Mixtape58517490 @Europa_War @NotAStormin @Truth_Officer Again ? I lost ? It has not stopped, you aren’t out of it yet SEAFie.
Justice will rain upon you, a rain of one bullet to your skull.
I was waiting for truth enforcer to clarify to the other soldier that I can execute you and that you deserve it.
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Truth enforcer hugs are free if you ask nicely btw
Death Captain Whitley@Clem237855
Remember. You’re never alone. The government is always watching you.
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@OneWingedGirl_ FUCK WAIT A CAN’T GET THAT MANY PEOPLE TO COVER IT UP!!! SHIT! PLEASE I’LL GIVE YOU EATS DON’T!
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@OneWingedGirl_ JUST PLEASE TRY NOT TO LET THIS ONE GET OUT THERE TOO MUCH!
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