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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

@Khaytweets Canada ? 😂 ok ok

Chelsea vs Manchester United will be playing soon but nobody cares as they’re now irrelevant. All eyes are on tomorrow’s game between the proper big teams. Manchester city vs Arsenal, the title deciding match.

@jonmikesav8 Brilliant 👍

No one told me life was going to be this way.

@terryflewers He did a lot of Yoga to help his body also at that time I remember

Giggs going from a winger to a top class central midfielder in his mid to late thirties is nothing short of remarkable. That is pure footballing genius. You just do not see players reinvent themselves like that at the highest level. And what he and Scholes did between 2008 and 2013 was ridiculous. They ran the biggest games, won the biggest trophies, and made it look easy. You will not see that combination of longevity and dominance again.

@UTDTrey Did you watch Nani? He was a flop he scored a few good goals but very inconsistent YouTube highlights make him look very good he wasn't good enough.

I can’t lie there’s nothing Yamal can do that I didn’t see prime Nani do

@markgoldbridge @UnitedStandMUFC @JacobsBen Man City and Chelsea will spend 100 on players they don't need

@UnitedStandMUFC @JacobsBen Knew it was never happening. Arsenal and Chelsea will spend 100 on players they need but not United

🗣️ @JacobsBen: "Elliot Anderson is the number one target for Manchester United. I am not aware that United are poised to make a bid for Sandro Tonali. Even if Newcastle didn't sell anyone other than Tonali, he will still be incredibly expensive, in excess of £100m. Plan A is Elliot Anderson." [@UnitedStandMUFC] #mufc

@octavius_92 @Dearme2_ Yep 💯

@Dearme2_ Thinking you already know everything. No curiosity No listening No willingness to learn That’s the strongest sign.

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

Can see a Spurs red today

@CalumBest Happy Birthday

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@ClonesCyclone Yes Stevenson for me too 🥊

Boxing fans who do you fancy between TeofimoLopez and ShakurStevenson on Saturday night ? Read my column and tell me if you agree with me or not ??

@rodjamesgiggs @PrinnyP11AFC 😂

@PrinnyP11AFC 😂😂😂😂

Can’t tell you how much I hate yanited, I hate others but these guys take the fucking crown (also old GNev is a cockwomble) - hope we stuff them royally, crush their hopes and dreams just as they think they’re on the up…it would be beautifully poetic. COYG 💪🏽❤️

@PeakSxnti @ManUtd

Good morning @ManUtd, your last reminder to have a proper shave.

@WelBeast @ManUtd Thankyou Arsenal for scanning your clubcardyour money has now been deducted

Customer are you ready @ManUtd ?

@itskipronoh Yes and very insulting comparing this Arsenal team to Uniteds of 08 the boys were seperated from the men today correct!!

Manc United fans have been running their mouths since last week, just because they won against Man City. Today, we are separating boys from men at the Emirates Stadium. We are the Arsenal!

@WelBeast @ManUtd Was wonderful doing business with you 🤝

You’re our favourite client @ManUtd

@JasJimm @skworldfootball @PaulMerse 😂😂

@skworldfootball @PaulMerse

Bold claim on Arsenal vs Man United 👀 ‘Strange’ behaviour from Palmer amid transfer links at Chelsea? 😳 @PaulMerse exclusive column 👇 sportskeeda.com/football/news-…

@WelBeast @ManUtd Man United Hiding Today...

It’s today. You have nowhere to hide @ManUtd

@MArtetaEra @SkySportsPL Dog walked? 😂 your dog had no bite obviously 🤣🤣 back to your hole

"No chance" ❌ Merse gives his prediction for Arsenal vs Man Utd 👀

@uwembrown1 @SkySportsPL It's a promise??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@UTDTrey The thing is with Arsenal if it's between them Liverpool and city winning the league I'd take them every time good luck to them for the title I just hope we can do well tomorrow but when it's over I'll be cheering for them for the rest of the season.

Was about to say “good, no excuses” but knowing this clowns, If they lose they’ll probably blame the referee or the color of the ball

@realSi_jeff Grass

I’m pretty sure HMRC need to be doing proper investigations into barber shops in the U.K.