

Orctep
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Parody account. Comedian. All posts, likes, comments, inboxes, and retweets are satire and are not to be taken seriously.



Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee



🚨 Peter Jackson says delivery driver told him ‘Hobbit’ movies were “crap” “The FedEx delivery man pulls into the drive,” he begins. “I go to the door, and I get [the package] off him, and he just looks at me. He says, ‘Hey there, you’re that fella that made Lord Of The Rings aren’t you? Lord Of The Rings that was great man, that was a fantastic film’. I said ‘Yeah, oh thanks’, and he turns back to the van, then he stops and he says: ‘Oh they should have got you to make those Hobbit movies, because they were crap’.” Explaining how he addressed the mistake, he concluded: “I just wait, and I just roll my eyes and say ‘Yeah, tell me about it, mate’”. So, do you think the delivery driver was right? 😅

New Crimson Desert Update 1.08.00 is here. All details: 🔸Added a slot to equip tools 🔸Equippable tools: logging axe, mallet, shovel, broom, scythe, pickaxe, drill/chainsaw, fan 🔸Kliff can now use muskets and shotguns 🔸Added a pond to "Howling Hill" and "Pailune Camp" 🔸Added 20 species of small animals and a "Baby Wyvern" that can be registered as pets 🔸Baby Wyverns will be able to grow and be registered as mounts in a future update 🔸Wild Wyverns can now be temporarily used as mounts after being subdued 🔸Added a skill equivalent to the "Focused Aerial Roll" for Damiane and Oongka 🔸Added a function that allows you to silence tied-up outlaws 🔸Added blueprints that allow you to craft superior branches using special tree branches and branches at refinement level 10 🔸Added a function to instantly refine equipment using a selected refinement method without having to select materials 🔸Added "Mass Craft Paintings" and "Craft Fine Paintings" missions 🔸Added timber and stones as rewards for logging and quarry missions 🔸Added ray-traced Sun/Moon light shadows in Settings > Graphics 🔸Cats can now be taken in even while being carried 🔸Bandit camps and ruins will now be re-blockaded 🔸Lots of bug fixes and improvements




Make it obvious I'm Satoshi, but make sure nobody believes it until 2026.



