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@Orctep

Parody account. Comedian. All posts, likes, comments, inboxes, and retweets are satire and are not to be taken seriously.

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Orctep@Orctep·
@SwanFinances @twetchapp @diddywheldon @handcashapp Ahem... I will NEVER sell my BSV. Didn’t sell BSV at $50. Didn’t sell BSV at $120. Didn’t sell at $400. Not selling. If you Shitcoiners ever want to my BSV again, you going to have to pump the price up to $100,000 per BSV at which point again, Corecucks, I’m not selling.
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Anish Moonka
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka·
A male bee mates for less than 5 seconds in midair. The ejaculation is so explosive you can hear it pop from a few feet away. His body rips in half. He falls dead before hitting the ground. And he is one of the lucky males in the hive. When a male bee, called a drone, chases down a queen mid-flight at speeds of 22 miles per hour, his entire reproductive organ turns inside out. The pressure required for this comes from nearly all the blood in his body, which rushes downward to force the organ outward like a spring. The semen fires into the queen with so much force it makes the audible pop. The organ then snaps off and stays lodged inside her like a cork. As he flips backward off her body, his abdomen rips open. The next drone waiting his turn has to physically yank out the dead male's cork before he can mate. The same thing then happens to him. The queen does this 12 to 20 times in a single afternoon. She flies up to a spot in the sky that beekeepers call a drone congregation area. Picture an invisible meeting point about 50 to 130 feet above the ground where up to 11,000 male bees from as many as 240 different hives are hovering, waiting for her. These spots stay in the exact same locations year after year, sometimes for over a decade. No one fully understands how brand new drones, born only weeks earlier, find them. By the end of her mating run, the queen has collected around 100 million sperm cells. She keeps only 5 to 6 million in a tiny internal storage organ that keeps them alive for years. From that supply, she uses just two sperm cells per egg for the rest of her life, laying up to 2,000 eggs a day for 2 to 7 years. After that one afternoon in the sky, she will never mate again. A 2019 study from UC Riverside, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Western Australia found that bee semen contains toxic proteins that temporarily blind the queen by interfering with how vision genes function in her brain. If she can't see well, she can't fly out again to mate with more males. Their semen also carries a separate protein that attacks and kills sperm cells from rival drones still inside her. The males keep competing long after every one of them is dead. The 99.9% of drones who never get to mate have it worse. As autumn arrives, the female worker bees in the hive stop feeding their brothers, then drag them out of the entrance after biting off their wings. The drones can't fly back in. They starve or freeze in the grass within days. The colony raises a fresh batch of disposable males the next spring, and the whole cycle starts over.
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Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee

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LOTR Universe
LOTR Universe@Lordoftheringsu·
🚨 Peter Jackson recently said that Warner Bros. and his team have begun talks with the Tolkien Estate, expressing their interest in acquiring the rights to The Silmarillion and other works by J.R.R. Tolkien. But my personal opinion is that, except for the younger Tolkiens, most of the Tolkien Estate is currently taking a protective stance toward Tolkien’s rights because of Amazon’s Rings of Power series. In the past, the Estate earned almost no money from The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit films. Only some of the younger Tolkiens seem open to the idea. So the possibility of selling all the rights is basically 0%. Considering that, if the Tolkien Estate were somehow convinced, which works or stories do you think they would allow? or which one would you most like to see?
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🚨 Peter Jackson says delivery driver told him ‘Hobbit’ movies were “crap” “The FedEx delivery man pulls into the drive,” he begins. “I go to the door, and I get [the package] off him, and he just looks at me. He says, ‘Hey there, you’re that fella that made Lord Of The Rings aren’t you? Lord Of The Rings that was great man, that was a fantastic film’. I said ‘Yeah, oh thanks’, and he turns back to the van, then he stops and he says: ‘Oh they should have got you to make those Hobbit movies, because they were crap’.” Explaining how he addressed the mistake, he concluded: “I just wait, and I just roll my eyes and say ‘Yeah, tell me about it, mate’”. So, do you think the delivery driver was right? 😅

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Orctep
Orctep@Orctep·
Interesting. Launch a baseline game with significant peices/mechanics missing and finish the actually development with weekly updates. But then you have the community able to influence development. This makes the devs work even harder especially if you are giving them bonuses.
Zephryss⛩️@TheRealZephryss

New Crimson Desert Update 1.08.00 is here. All details: 🔸Added a slot to equip tools 🔸Equippable tools: logging axe, mallet, shovel, broom, scythe, pickaxe, drill/chainsaw, fan 🔸Kliff can now use muskets and shotguns 🔸Added a pond to "Howling Hill" and "Pailune Camp" 🔸Added 20 species of small animals and a "Baby Wyvern" that can be registered as pets 🔸Baby Wyverns will be able to grow and be registered as mounts in a future update 🔸Wild Wyverns can now be temporarily used as mounts after being subdued 🔸Added a skill equivalent to the "Focused Aerial Roll" for Damiane and Oongka 🔸Added a function that allows you to silence tied-up outlaws 🔸Added blueprints that allow you to craft superior branches using special tree branches and branches at refinement level 10 🔸Added a function to instantly refine equipment using a selected refinement method without having to select materials 🔸Added "Mass Craft Paintings" and "Craft Fine Paintings" missions 🔸Added timber and stones as rewards for logging and quarry missions 🔸Added ray-traced Sun/Moon light shadows in Settings > Graphics 🔸Cats can now be taken in even while being carried 🔸Bandit camps and ruins will now be re-blockaded 🔸Lots of bug fixes and improvements

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Josh Wood
Josh Wood@J_K_Wood·
“I effing killed him” — Gay man charged with murder of baby boy he adopted. The baby’s cause of death was acute upper airways obstruction, as a result of smothering by hand, fabric, or inserted object. The child had suffered 40 injuries including external and internal bruising, and a fractured arm. Detective found videos on Varley’s phone, recorded earlier that day, with the boy lying on the bed with respiratory arrest but the defendant did not seek medical help. Varley is charged with: murder, manslaughter, two counts of assault by penetration, five counts of cruelty to a child, grievous bodily harm, sexual assault of a child, 13 counts of taking indecent photos or videos of a child, one of distributing an indecent photo of a child. A month before the child’s death, Varley told a social worker he wasn’t “bonding” with the child and was having “dark thoughts” about him, including thoughts of drowning or suffocating the baby. He said he would never act on them.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ They let him keep the baby anyway.
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Disclose.tv
Disclose.tv@disclosetv·
NOW - Trump says Netanyahu "will do whatever I want him to do. He's a great guy," adding, "I'm right now, at 99% in Israel. I could run for Prime Minister. So, maybe after I do this I'll go to Israel run for Prime Minister."
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Rodsirloin@RodSirloin·
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Orctep@Orctep·
Looking at my portfolio
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Craig Mason
Craig Mason@OldCraig·
Make it obvious I'm Satoshi, but make sure nobody believes it until 2026.
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
I've been praying the past few weeks. Unsure why. There's good evidence behind prayer. It mimics breathwork, calming the nervous system, dropping cortisol, and quieting the brain. Daily prayers show lower depression, anxiety, and pain. I'd like to develop a prayer practice. Growing up, the protocol was written for me. Explaining whom to pray to, the structure of the prayer, and the boundary conditions. I don't really know how to pray now.
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Orctep
Orctep@Orctep·
Lose all the court cases. Send BSV to $5.
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Orctep@Orctep·
@nordman__ Not always true. Every spring we have some lady bugs in our house i have no idea how they get in. But they do and I set them free in the garden and the kill the aphids.
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You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.
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Dan Bilzerian
Dan Bilzerian@DanBilzerian·
Since quitting weed I’ve noticed better sleep, more confidence, no anxiety, and dramatically improved mental acuity. It was honestly one of the hardest addictions for me to beat, and looking back, it may have been the biggest net negative in my life. Crazy to say, but it’s true.
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Orctep@Orctep·
@RodSirloin Great. Should have had more shots of creg drinking tho
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Orctep@Orctep·
@_masterymindset Daily reminder, you're feeding into demons when you do this. Didn't watch. Don't have to
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Mastery Mindset
Mastery Mindset@_masterymindset·
He literally explained How to manifest with little no effort.
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