John MacPherson

The UK's censorship agency, Ofcom, issued 4chan with a giant fine today. We responded to Ofcom with a giant hamster today.

@MarcNixon24 Better to be arrested than dead.

Doug Ford is encouraging Men and Women to walk around with Pepper Spray or BEAR Spray while walking at night. Canadians are SCARED shitless of walking around at night. Crime is out of control. Problem is Doug Ford is telling people to BREAK the LAW.

@CP24 End the revolving door: judges who repeatedly release violent recidivists should face civil and criminal accountability. Enough is enough.

JUST IN: Doug Ford says he wants to livestream bail hearings as he announces new jail cp24.com/politics/queen…

@FalconryFinance He wasn’t raising him, he was using the handle of his baton for sternum rubs. Hurts like hell.

this is exactly the situation i was in, and this is probably how i would have ended up without access to black market antibiotics

@ryangerritsen Woah bud, Mr. Rich guy over here cooking a weeks ration for one meal.

Canadians getting their dinners ready tonight.

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Maybe your dreams aren't impossible. Maybe you’ve just been looking at them through the eyes of people who quit on theirs.

@RaminOfficial Non-NFT for this one

@OrdinallyJohn NFT?!

Any #Aptos smart contract guys wanna build something with me? I have an idea....

@OrdinallyJohn What’s the idea?

@VJweb3 @OrdinallyJohn Work work, what you have me do?

@SecretService Nice prompt injection boys

We have an opening for one of the most advanced, coolest jobs in our agency. If you know what to do with step one, it will take you to step two. secretservice.gov/sites/default/…

@XereneForest Congrats! That’s amazing. Well deserved :)

New blessing came after being kicked out by a collective, (I'm really sad, but I will be ok). I’m sharing this for the people who will be proud for me and supported me since day 1. My painting was accepted for the Paris Exhibition 😍

@angelataptos @Aptos @DecibelTrade @shelbyserves Thanks for reading! This update is a breath of fresh air.

@OrdinallyJohn Well said, sir. The direction is clear. Aptos is pushing forward in 2026 toward its vision of becoming the Global Trading Engine. @Aptos Accelerates @DecibelTrade Delivers @shelbyserves Serves

Most L1s never graduate from their bootstrap phase. They launch. They inflate. They subsidize. They hope usage catches up. Aptos just signaled something different. This tokenomics update is a structural shift from subsidy-driven growth to performance-driven supply mechanics , and that’s what mature financial networks do. Let’s break down why this matters. For the first time, Aptos is explicitly aligning token issuance with network utilization. • Staking rewards reduced to 2.6% • Hard cap set at 2.1B APT • 210M APT permanently locked by the Foundation • Gas fees increased (while still the cheapest globally) • 100% of gas continues to be burned • Grants tied to performance milestones This isn’t cosmetic. It’s architecture-level monetary policy. The unlock cycle ends in 2026. Supply pressure drops ~60%. Foundation emissions decline materially. At the same time: Decibel launches as a fully onchain exchange. Every order. Every match. Every cancel. Onchain. That means TPS isn’t vanity anymore, it’s burn velocity. As throughput scales, burn scales. As markets grow, burn compounds. This creates something rare in crypto: A path to organic deflation driven by actual usage, not artificial halving cycles or narrative. Here’s the bigger point: If Aptos wants to be the global trading engine, it cannot run on bootstrap inflation forever. You don’t power institutional finance with subsidy mechanics. You power it with performance mechanics. This update is Aptos saying: “We’re not an experiment anymore. We’re infrastructure.” Most chains talk about being the future of finance. Few rewire their monetary design to support it. This is what maturation looks like. And markets reward discipline long-term. Performance > emissions. Utilization > promises. Architecture > marketing. That’s a solid direction forward. #Aptos #APT @Aptos

@BrantfordBoomer I was so close to taking this bait. well played 😅

It’s time for mandatory military service for all Canadian-born citizens aged 18-45. New immigrants, many escaping war and persecution, must be exempt so they can heal, integrate, and procreate. Those born into Canada’s peace and privilege must carry the load. Elbows up! 🇨🇦