Ordinary Onion

@jlippincott_ The pothole Iran would make in your yard is substantially larger.

Fixing this pothole is more important than bombing Iran.

@touya_improlla Does it come with a 5+L V8?

Hey guys in the U.S., The Corolla is popular in both Japan and the States, but we actually have a wagon version here in Japan 😎 Would you want one?

@sneako You’re a Muslim, of course you do.

I miss Joe Biden man

@muhgrotes @ichimaru_novel Why would you make me have to try this? There’s no shot that I can let this go without putting it in my mouth.

@OrdinaryOnions @ichimaru_novel I used it as spaghetti sauce when I first moved out on my own.

ハンバーガーヘルパーとかいう信じられない食べ物を知ってしまった

@26ers_bp115 No, I would love to banish him to the shadow realm.

外国の皆さん。 非常に不愉快で下品に見えますが、 皆さんの国ではこれが面白いのですか？

@May_Roma I don’t welcome this in America as an American.

日本はこの様な外国人を一切歓迎していません。

No, fuck you good sir.

@MUKIDEZA2 Don’t forget about chesticles like testicles but on your chest.

彼がおっぱいの先生です。 私たちおっぱいの生徒はおっぱいの先生からもっと学ばないといけません。

@dumbitpro @ichimaru_novel Me picturing the Japanese putting wagyu in Manwich

@ichimaru_novel @OrdinaryOnions Beef violence.

@GoodAmericanMan “Beijing”

This interaction has been a lot of fun🤣

@kangminlee Says a Korean in the United States

No. Japan is for the Japanese. Way to ruin the entire America x Japanese discourse you retard.

@MaloMoriQuam @Roripori_0555 This is also a possibility, albeit a more costly fix. Tightening/replacing bolts is more cost effective. At least I would presume, I’ve never tried to buy Corvette parts in Japan😆

@OrdinaryOnions @Roripori_0555 I was going to suspect the window track but I’ve never had a Corvette.

窓下げるとガタつきがなくなる もうわからんかな

@russianspybot @ichimaru_novel We must start them out with Frank’s it’s the only option.

@OrdinaryOnions @ichimaru_novel oh for sure. Especially not ready to use this: to make a manwich

@ichimaru_novel You simply add it to your beef, slap it on a bun and then you reach nirvana. A state of pure bliss and enlightenment only reached by ancient monks.

@OrdinaryOnions 初めて見た！ なんだこりゃ！？

@russianspybot @ichimaru_novel This is an ancient American secret, known only by those who have traversed the ancient rivers of the Mississippi by canoe. They may never be ready, only time will tell. They seem to be acclimating to BBQ well.

@OrdinaryOnions @ichimaru_novel When will the japanese be ready for us to teach them to make it fresh though

@donguriweb Good morning Japan, it’s evening here now.

おはよう全世界 日本は朝だよ

@combatmedic Violently

チーズが世界を飲み込もうとしているのか！？

@Roripori_0555 Corvette family >>

とうとう俺の過疎アカウントにもアメリカの兄貴からリプがきた でも俺は標準的なつまらない日本人だから面白いことなんて何ひとつ言えないんだ ごめんな

@ichimaru_novel Don’t do that, get this. Thank me later friend.

一生に一度は食べてみたいもの マカロニチーズ なんか超美味いらしいじゃん？