OreoBlowtorch

@coolkitkat @mkelly007 lightning*

@mkelly007 So bummed. I never got to see it. You snooze you lose. It was lightening at my house last night. Wonder if lightening struck it?

The Pease Park troll cost about $300,000 to build, funded by private donors who wanted to create something magical for Austin. And now it sits burned down. A pile of ashes surrounded by caution tape. A giant wooden troll where kids laughed, families took photos, and people stopped for a moment to enjoy something whimsical in the middle of the city… gone. It’s hard not to feel like this is symbolic of something bigger. We build beautiful things in Austin, and somehow we keep finding them destroyed. Sometimes it really feels like we just can’t have nice things anymore. #atxcouncil

@Shane_B74 @TMZ Jeffrey*

@TMZ Fixed it for you

Spencer Pratt is firing back at claims he misled voters about living in a trailer after critics called him out for staying at Hotel Bel-Air. 🗣️

@lil_diamondr @Brunson2McBride Lol you a dummy for taking this tweet seriously

@Brunson2McBride You are lying that's why you want to stay anonymous, people can even be friends in peace . Because y'all be having weird fantasies about them

I am a security guard at Paycom Center that wishes to stay anonymous. I can confirm these two have sexual intercourse all the time.

@keroseneheights Come to Austin, TX :)

REAL KEROSENE HEIGHTS ENJOYERS HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT THEIR TICKETS TO THIS I NEED THE SUITS TO KNOW THAT WERE BIG ENOUGH TO GO ON TOUR WITH TWENTY ONE PILOTS OR SOME SHIT (link in bio)

@ShemekaMichelle I can't believe people still watch ESPN shows. Where does ESPN get the money to keep going

Sports fans, how much do you hate this?

@Ductape_00 @jackunheard Now you can try to enjoy your day

@OreoBlowtorch @jackunheard I did and Trump’s ugly face filled my screen. What now?

Why didn’t you ever call on Biden to do this?

@Ductape_00 @jackunheard Google "senile"

@OreoBlowtorch @jackunheard Getting old? Sure. Talks slow. That’s not what senile means. Watch Trump talking about ghosts of his enemies eating cats and dogs? Seeing him believe every conspiracy theory he sees on tv? That’s senility. Like your old crazy grandpa

@Ductape_00 @jackunheard "No evidence" youtu.be/yfSdBYomClU?si…

@OreoBlowtorch @jackunheard Thanks for the update. Anyways, there is no evidence of Biden’s senility beyond one bad debate performance, which he funnily enough still won on substance. Write down their words on paper and read them. One sounds like he knows what he’s talking about. One is a 5th grader

@Ductape_00 @jackunheard I wasn't defending Trump, just saying Biden was obviously senile. If you can't see that, then you're the delusional one. Also both my grandpas are dead.

@OreoBlowtorch @jackunheard Haha yall love to exaggerate Biden talking slow when we hear Trump daily telling the most deranged and delusional lies that he may actually believe. Biden may have talked slow, but Trump is objectively more delusional like your old crazy grandpa that needs to take antipsychotics

@Ductape_00 @jackunheard Biden didn't know what planet he was on. Bragging about acing a cognitive test would have been way too complex a thought for that zombie to have in his brain.

@jackunheard Biden isn’t bragging every week about “aceing” them. If Trump wants to lie about this every day he should expose himself. You’ll never want that though cause you know he’s a moron. Unless you are too. Likely

@eb_hamsterdam @MegaBasedChad millennial*

@MegaBasedChad I've been muting tweets with the millenial use of the word 'fuck'

Millennials when they see profanity in corporate marketing

The same people who decry Trump as a sick, immoral leader will celebrate him reclassifying marijuana to Schedule III. Think about that.

@Shawn_Farash its*

So... Let me get this straight: Having separate/alternate halftime shows for the Super Bowl is bad... But having separate/alternate National Anthems for the Super Bowl is good? The Left can never pass it's own tests.

@CodyEdds @Herman__Bavinck @Bavinck_JH @Geerhardus_Vos Those men look an awful lot like books

@uhhOwenn Sports Alerts is the best sports app hands-down

ESPN app is actually so bad man. There’s no way there isn’t literally ANY OTHER sports scoring apps out there? Anyone have any?

@KidnHoops @WildJameson @cmb_wps @CaptainCons The floor and the ground are different things. I can understand if they have you lay out your uniform or whatever in your living quarters. But bringing it outside and laying it out on the ground, I don't get.

@OreoBlowtorch @WildJameson @cmb_wps @CaptainCons Pretty much everything is down on the ground is basic. When they have you take out your sac day 1 everything is dropped to the floor and they check to make sure you have contraband. It starts day 1 I’ll never forget that first day

I still cant believe this is how Air Force reveals their uniform combo each week

@KidnHoops @cmb_wps @CaptainCons This was a very unhelpful comment. I'm asking because I never went to basic training, yet I want to understand. Also thank you for your service.

@OreoBlowtorch @cmb_wps @CaptainCons You gotta serve or least go to basic training then you’ll understand. It makes sense I was in the reserves but once he explained it. It clicked.

@OOmador @cmb_wps @CaptainCons Makes sense. Why next to a road on dirt? Is it a runway? Seems like a lame background. But maybe there is context I am missing.

@OreoBlowtorch @cmb_wps @CaptainCons Layouts. Inventorying your shit before and after you get up to hijinks. AFA previews their unis with a simple layout pic.

@cmb_wps @CaptainCons As a non-vet I still have no idea what they are going for even after reading your comment

@CaptainCons It’s shitty but as a vet you get what they are going for. The layout drill. Which is absolutely the worst thing about the military.