Original Imposter

@NikiMarinis Eric Clapton ZZ Top Stray Cats Stevie Ray Vaughan B.B. King Paul McCartney Billy Joel Lynyrd Skynyrd Bad Company Lyle Lovett

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Green Day Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers Dethklok Yächtley Crëw Cyndi Lauper The Monkees Dead Sara Eagles of Death Metal Wilco Red Hot Chili Peppers Richard Marx

@ForestMommy The government just puts together the wins, year after year after year. Amazing record. You could almost call it a dynasty.

My prediction for the midterms: the government will win.

@patriot_savvy It’s not a tantrum. The GOP has just shown that it is hostile to principles I hold dear, so they can count on me not sending them money or voting for their candidates. “America First” is a cartoonish name for the current Trump-centric GOP.

If you were a Massie supporter and you’re now threatening to leave the Republican Party, stop voting, or vote Democrat… you’re the adult version of “I’m taking my toys and going home.” Take a couple days to be pissed off, that’s fine. But then get back in the fight with us. If we quit every time something doesn’t go our way, we’ll never win. The America First movement isn’t a fragile little club that folds at the first setback, it’s a war for this country. Real warriors don’t rage-quit when the battle gets ugly. They reload and keep charging. Stay in the fight. 🇺🇸 ~ Tiffany Savage 💋✌🏻🇺🇸

@ForestMommy I’m in. Where and when do they report for duty?

There are too many whiney babies in Colorado and I'm so sick of it. Always negative attitudes towards Norma Colorado things. If you notice your kids are turning into ivory tower twats I have plenty of forestry work they can do this summer. Paid. Don't let your kids grow up into babies who just complain about wind and spring snow

Why are you here? "We're going back to the fucking moon, that's why." The kids are ok.

If you made $500,000 per day, every single day since the Great Pyramids were built, you would have less than half of what the US govt has borrowed since June.

@ForestMommy I go straight to the margaritas and skip the chocolate syrup. But I also don’t have the metabolism of a hummingbird like you must have….

@Orig_Imposter Tempted to go to the next layer on the pyramid: margaritas

My first meal of the day today is strawberry ice cream and dark choc syrup.

@ForestMommy Yes, because they tell themselves that selling out was the necessary and practical decision. When it turns out that it's not practical or necessary, then they're just left with the knowledge that they're sellouts.

The people who are sellouts HATE when a non sell out is still bigger and better than them.

@ForestMommy Alright. What the hell. I'll give it a try.....

You haven't lived until you were generous to a person, letting them stay at your house, introducing them to people, and when you made a fair political criticism they decided to make you enemy #1 and gossip about you, put a hex on you AND send a psychopath after you and people connected to you. 😵‍💫 😵‍💫

@ForestMommy I might be missing the point, but I'm immediately creeped out by anyone who has all the seams on his kitchen floor lined up.....

Putting these here too. Can you believe people supported this loon? They have terrible judgement x.com/i/status/20361…

I hope he is watching my account and seething. And I hope I'm pissing a lot of people off who worked with him. You literal numbnuts. Imagine working with this person?

Frigid ride this morning….

Me working on Freight Train.

There are two types of people in this world: those who know when it’s the right time to flip the pancakes, and me.

How would you define irony?

Some have asked me to comment on the SCOTUS ruling striking down tariffs based on emergencies declared by the Executive. Why should I comment when Gorsuch has already nailed it right here? 💯

My 11 yr old is working on the floor on his science fair project. 867-5309 (Jenny) comes on his classic rock spotify channel. He appears to be paying it no attention. Then, without warning, he blurts out, “Just call the girl and get it over with!”

@ForestMommy Fer real

Can we please stop putting peas into chicken pot pie? I am begging you.

Always loved seeing hot sir balloons from above. Don’t know why.