The Critch

@WisconsinSass I agree! My first thought was rocky road, but chocolate base. Honorable mention that no longer exists, that I miss dearly. Halotop oatmeal cookie. 😭

@OriginalCritch_ I feel like that’s its own category 🤔

BLUE 👏🏼 MOON 👏🏼 (honorable mention to birthday cake, pistachio, cherry garcia, cookie dough, and mint chocolate chip)

A few of the crop of 1924us Mr. Skelly phrases. Gotta have those affirmations.

Fighting like hell to get my brain to go back on a calorie deficit, but the pre workout stairmaster 5 days a week persists. Sheer force of will.

This may be the most Midwest coded video I’ve ever seen

The frequency that I'm almost hit on foot during pedestrian crossing because people just don't fucking pay attention is MIND BOGGLING.

@weeniethotjr Big mood

I didnt even know Affliction tshirts were still a thing. Talk about peak 2006 aura. (What kind of aura, I'll refrain from mentioning. 🤣🤣)

The existential dread of going in today really has the brain thinking if the juice is really worth the squeeze.

@AlwaysAnAnonnn High praises! I appreciate you!

@WisKanSass I hate that I was stuck working. 😭😭

@OriginalCritch_ Ikr!!! Might’ve been why I text asking what you were doing the weekend of the 4th 🤭

2 years ago @OriginalCritch_ and I were seeing George Strait 🫶🏻

It's symbolic being stuck working on a day that's supposed to be celebrating freedom and independence. But honestly... In this climate? Totally checks out.

My allergies would hit me like a freight train on the one weekend I'm not working. 😅

EFFFFF. I missed the DGD show tonight. 😭😭

Man, I love San Antonio.

Im beyond ready for these next couple days off. Holy cow

Man, this dude thinks he's so special he can do whatever the he wants and not follow processes. The look on the dickhead's face when I told him "No" was so priceless. CTO has my back, felt fucking gooooddd.

@RedclawDraws If only they could recall how long he’s been at this Like with this icon of a character

Ngl, was pretty pleased with how I cleaned up for a wedding this weekend. Great day celebrating some of my favorite people! I definitely had to go extra hard on the stair machine to sweat out some of the festivities. 🤣