Orion

@NerdPyle "I'm sitting in sticky mud and moms gonna love it" -Indy

@Lisa_Royal Linux calls his do the "Grennifern Aniston".

Fun fact, spider plants are safe for cats, make a great hiding spot while spying on neighbors, and are mild hallucinogenics. Not that Linux would know anything about that last part..

@NerdPyle "Pst. Let's order nachos, but not tell the others." -Darby

@NerdPyle "If you touch that gate, I will end you." -Indy

"Is that buttered toast? ...you didn't pay the butter tax."

@NerdPyle "Don't quit your day job, whatever that is." *blep*

@sbisson "This weather is bs. Somebody turn on my butt warmer."

@SarahBDay Stretchy tuxes.

Loooong girl

@snipeyhead "Jesus walked on the other paw." Better have been a human paw!

@Lisa_Royal "Annie and Bunnys contracts stipulate flexible work-mayhem-snooze hours." -Linux, Sr. Director of Fluffy Resources

Plz tell me what houses will be giving out these edibles. I’ll go trick or treating, you know to protect the kids.

I know, Linux, I should have looked at the dimensions before ordering this surprisingly massive bowl. 😬

@IAMISjp @Lisa_Royal

@williamslauram Unfortunately, Orcas are well versed at getting prey off objects, and the person in the video may very well have been aware of this... youtu.be/g1VEwsI4SlY

@ajohnsocyber "We should stop for burritos" -Princes Payton

Sweet baby girl. We miss you Payton 😢

@film_girl I'm imagining Apple and other manufacturers abandoning all ports in favor of proprietary wireless solutions just to fuck with the government agencies attempting to dictate standards.

I'm going to be unpopular and call this sort of movement by the EU draconian and frankly, bullshit. I understand why well-meaning people think it is a good idea, but I think this is terrible.

@aiddya For a few years I worked on innovation in automotive, developing concepts for 10 ~ 15 Years in the future. It's fun to try and predict what people will want / need / expect in the future.

@blowdart @ChloeCondon Oh, we do, because we have to deal with dinosaurs who refuse to embrace digital documents.

My printer seeing me approach and sensing my fear 🖨️👀

@kclemson @blowdart "How many licks to the center of a COVID-pop?"

@blowdart More like a lollipop

It’s been a long time since I sat there staring at pink lines on a test strip and hoping I’d get the results I’d been wanting. (I started coming down with what feels like a cold on Friday, very glad we had these at home already so I can monitor this without going anywhere)