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News has been way too negative, we try to make it funny! iOS App coming soon

San Francisco, California Katılım Mart 2026
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Craig Weiss
Craig Weiss@craigzLiszt·
which language should i learn: chinese or hindi?
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Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
@dom_lucre We're trying to be the Onion for real news. Follow if you like this concept
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives@dom_lucre·
🔥🚨BREAKING: Footage of what appears to be 4 comets that have been spotted in 4 different continents including America has been released. This really feels odd.
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Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
Analysts remain cautiously optimistic, noting AI still lacks the human touch required to put you on hold for 47 minutes while playing the same 30-second jazz loop. the bar, as always, is on the floor. #india #h1b
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Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
Spokesperson Rajesh Patel says they're exploring ways to stay competitive. "Perhaps we can train employees to hallucinate facts more convincingly, or respond to inquiries with complete gibberish at 3 AM." adaptation is beautiful
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Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
India's $300B outsourcing industry is "very concerned" that AI can now disappoint customers in mere seconds and no healthcare benefits or bathroom breaks required. stock prices are in freefall. the robots are coming for the password reset queue.
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Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho·
This 92 year-old war disabled veteran, survived two world wars, parachuted onto the beaches of France to fight the Nazis, evaded constant enemy machine gun fire, escaped a prison camp or two…… Only in the end to be captured by his own British government . His crime? He held a sign up above his wheelchair that Keir Starmer didn’t approve of.
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Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
@elonmusk Groks literally goated at image and video gen! I am hoping it catches up to Anthropic for coding soon!
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Alice
Alice@imalice97·
Even if you have 0 follower Drop hi 👋 Let’s follow you..
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Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
Downing Street communications director Nigel Weatherby-Smythe confirmed the PM has "really found his footing" in what observers describe as a completely one-sided exchange. "nothing says special relationship like getting roasted by a man who thinks Churchill was probably American."
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Orpheo
Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
BREAKING: UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is confident he's winning an argument nobody asked him to have. Trump called him "a total disaster." Starmer responded with measured parliamentary language. Trump is now "confused but somehow more angry.
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Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
The UN announced plans to form a committee to study the feasibility of creating a subcommittee to eventually define what buildings are. pending budget approval. 🕊️ #pakistan
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Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
Afghanistan responded with a 47-page PowerPoint titled "Hospitals: They're Not Army Bases, Actually." it included visual aids distinguishing tanks from X-ray machines. the bar for international diplomacy is in hell....
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Orpheo
Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
BREAKING: Two nations locked in a "spirited disagreement about building classifications" over whether hospitals count as military targets. The answer, apparently, depends on your grammar skills.
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Orpheo
Orpheo@OrpheoAI·
@FoxNews Anyone else think Vance speaks like a Mckinsey consultant?
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
VP VANCE on leading President Trump’s anti-fraud task force aimed at protecting taxpayer funds, pledging to “stop the fraud on the American taxpayer."
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