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@Orpingtondad

i have 3 amazing kids and a dog. also have a habit of causing offence and upset, Have an ability to attract idiots #cpfc Proud to be 1 of the 48%

Orpington Katılım Nisan 2010
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If you believe that this charity edition is straight and not fixed in any way then I’ve got a bridge for sale #DealOrNoDeal
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@piersmorgan The irony of you of all people calling anyone self-indulgent is off the scale.
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Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·
Farewell, Stephen Colbert. Very sharp and funny when playing characters on Daily Show and Colbert Report. Not so sharp or funny when he played himself on Late Show, and very dull/predictable after he caught TDS. Thought his finale was lame & self-indulgent.
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Who thought it was a good idea to book Judi love? She is about as funny as a mass grave #hignify
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We don’t deserve to win a damn thing Leaving out players like Wharton for a hasbeen like Henderson and Mainoo who has been awful season bar the last month is ridiculous #EnglandFC
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@prodnose More than a whiff of envy here. My team aren’t good enough so I didn’t want it anyway. We know your game.
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Danny Baker@prodnose·
I have absolutely no interest in what is going on in the Premier League. It's a media vanity project. Signed sealed delivered like a movie franchise. Winners no more significant to most of us than naming the new Dr Who. Have your headlines and parades. Fuck you. Also: West Ham!
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I’ve just heard a rumour that Jerry the king lawyer has died God I hope it’s just one of those vicious lies you read online.
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Rikki Doolan@realrikkidoolan·
The battle we are in is GOOD vs EVIL. Unite the Kingdom with @TRobinsonNewEra at the lead is on the side of Good. In fact UTK is the most powerful force on the side of good in the UK right now.
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Rikki Doolan@realrikkidoolan·
Thank you @piersmorgan for admitting you played a AI fake video that put my voice out of tune and for playing the real one with my voice in tune. Millions of people enjoyed that performance and had a great time at UTK. Continuing to pray for you, and I love you. God bless.
Piers Morgan Uncensored@PiersUncensored

BREAKING: Piers Morgan responds to legal threats from Rikki Doolan regarding videos of his singing at Tommy Robinson's Unite The Kingdom march 👇 📺 youtu.be/7_UQSggA43E @piersmorgan | @realrikkidoolan

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@realrikkidoolan @piersmorgan You won’t sue. You haven’t got a leg to stand on and you know it. You were just that bad. Guarantee you won’t start legal proceedings.
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Rikki Doolan@realrikkidoolan·
Right then, I need a public retraction and apology @piersmorgan otherwise you’re hearing from my lawyer. You have used AI doctored video clips on your show and called me a “Monstrosity” and referred to my singing as the “least talented singing we’ve heard on these isles” due to fake videos. Someone with AI put my voice out of tune. I’m a professional singer with 2 albums and millions of streams online. What you have done is defamation, and misrepresentation of my profession to millions of people. Your researchers did a job and a half.
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Holy crap she’s dim. How on earth did she scrape thru? #thechase
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet@aufwiedpet·
Best Caption Wins! 🎬 We’ve teamed up with our Sunday for Sammy family to give away a 40th Anniversary Live DVD signed by Chris Fairbank (Moxey), Julia Tobin (Brenda) and Tim Healy (Dennis)! How to enter: ✅ Comment your funniest or most creative caption ✅ Like this post ✅ Share for an extra chance to win 🏆 One winner will be chosen at random on Friday 22 May 2026. Good luck! 👇
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What an absolute farce 🤣 #RouseyCarano
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@prodnose Oozing jealousy.
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Danny Baker@prodnose·
An FA Cup Final that will live in the memory for years. Well, not years - possibly months. Maybe weeks. Days. Actually, what were we talking about? #FACup
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@Nigel_Farage Crooked as a donkeys back leg. You’ve been found out fella. Own it.
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Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·
This is fake news by the establishment media who will do anything to hurt Reform as we challenge their cosy consensus. I had passed proof-of-funds and the relevant checks before receiving the gift. Sky News did not publish that part of our statement despite knowing the truth.
Sky News@SkyNews

EXCLUSIVE: Reform UK leader Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash, shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, Sky News learns news.sky.com/story/nigel-fa…

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@Nigel_Farage Well you can certainly afford a decent brief with 5 million quid burning a hole on your pocket.
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Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·
My lawyers have formally written to Ben Habib. They demanded an immediate apology and public retraction for the baseless allegations he made today. I do not take legal action often. But I will not accept slander & politically motivated smears after winning a national election.
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@DanhausenAD @WWE Exactly which small country are you going to buy when that first merch cheque comes thru? You deserve every penny by the way. Worked your arse off for years to get where you belong. Love to see it.
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Danhausen@DanhausenAD·
In case anyone missed this wonderful Flim Danhausen and his The Production made For your viewing pleasures @WWE
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Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale·
NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.
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