Jamys Quilliam

Fucksake

@assassinscreed 🦅

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“A mini-roundabout in Blackpool has been taken, Sir”

🚨Trump's speech at the RNC🚨 "The other day, there was a cowardly Harkonnen attempt on my life. They sent a hunter-seeker drone but I miraculously survived, like no one has ever done before. And now many Fremen are saying 'Donald, you're the one. You're the Lisan al-Ghaib.' They see it, I see it, the whole galaxy sees it. They want me to lead them to victory, and you know what? I think I just might. Our enemies are all around us, folks, and in so many futures they prevail. But there is a narrow way through—very, very narrow—but we're going to walk it, and once we do, the spice is going to flow like never before. We're going to make Arrakis great again, believe me."

Starmer after reading the note he was just given #NEDENG

We are so back

I think a literal greyscale picture of your middle-aged male leader next to the contextless completely uninspiring "Change" in red is like a parody of neoliberal managerialism

😭😭😭

Ed Davey clearing a low bar

Keir Starmer pledges major crackdown on pub quiz phone cheats if Labour win the General Election

Ed Davey’s staffers tell him what stunts he will be doing today (2024, colourized)

Reform candidates liking fascist stuff now that likes are hidden.

Dad when his 17yo daughter comes downstairs in her skimpiest clubbing outfit

You vs the leader she tells you not to worry about

When yer da gives you a fiver to go and get a pint of milk