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By the way, went to watch Phil Ellis last night, and he was sensational - just incredibly funny

‘But apart from that, he’s a smashing bloke’

Had an ad on here before, for a t-shirt printer that has 11 followers.

@AspireTechno Can you get them from Morrisons?

@mocent0 Oh darling, doesn’t everyone have £3k glass salt and pepper mills?

Going to set up a business selling salt and pepper grinders to rich stupid people

‘Have you thought about this job that isn’t in your field, you’d hate, don’t have the qualifications for, and pays less than half what you’re already on?’ Errrrrr

Had been on for professional reasons. Got to the point where I got nothing from it, other than unnecessary contact from charlatans, spivs, and loonies. Woke up one day and thought, hang on I’m self-employed, I don’t HAVE to have it

I made one of the best decisions I have made a few days ago. I deleted LinkedIn. No more recruiters, finfluencers, ‘thought leaders’, growth experts, HR professionals, conspiracists, ‘Keir Starmer ate my cat’ loonies, offers to enrol in an MBA at the university of North Alaska

Incredible scenes at the High Court in Edinburgh as Peter Murrell is remanded to Sauchton Prison.

@alisonwallis60 Special edition of Countdown with only scaffolders as contestants

@mocent0 Possibly the foulest mouthed of workmen.

I was just having a bad day manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/l…

Scaffolders know some words, don’t they?

He got up some scaffolding on one of the houses. Scaffolders have arrived with haste to take the scaffolding off our house this morning!

ITV’s ‘Britain’s worst soothsayers’ hosted by Ant and Dec

Incredible. It wasn’t the success these people assured us it would be. And they still want you to listen to them. Absolutely no feckin shame. Haven’t they got stones to crawl under out of embarrassment?

This is framed near to the toilets of one of my favourite drinking establishments

Good morning

@StarrOutlook I went out for a pint

@mocent0 Where you been?