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@GregorysArmy @imalwaysjames Dude I was playing Java edition on a $300 emachine laptop 15 years ago. Im sure you can run it on whatever you have

@imalwaysjames Please shut the fuck up becky. Not everyone can afford an 1000 dollar pc. My boyfriend plays on a shitty switch with shitty internet. Bedrock is the best way we can play

My boyfriend got banned off Minecraft on MY realm that ***I*** pay monthly for because he named a sword Foid Annihilator. WOKEjang just lost a customer

@TeemothyYawn @Duderichy Anyone with a job can afford to have a dog

@OrrinManning @Duderichy If you can’t afford a dog you shouldn’t have a dog. Dogs don’t deserve to be neglected

HEARTBREAKING: the brokest least reliable person you know got a dog

@claudeai Comments are full of shills. Daily feature drops mean nothing after you’ve rug-pulled us on our usage allowances

Computer use in Claude Cowork and Claude Code Desktop is now available on Windows.

@FFmpeg Its too early for this shit dude

FFmpeg is moving to Rust 🦀 Our use of C and Assembly in FFmpeg has been an unacceptable violation of safety. FFmpeg will be running 10x slower - but we're doing it for your safety. All your videos will appear green - safety first, working software later.

@MUKIDEZA2 You’ll go far with that one

今日覚えた英単語 「Boobs」

@ShitpostRock2 Bro Toy Story on PlayStation isn’t *supposed* to still be enjoyable to you as a 30 year old. Your tastes are meant to mature and evolve, it’s the most normal thing ever

@manoj_ahi The model is great but the tooling is inferior in ways that make it hard to switch IMO

Ok enough!! time to cancel my claude subscription is codex any good?

@aakashgupta Extremely Claude-coded tweet detected

The US and Japan have the most underrated mutual obsession on the planet. Japan worships American BBQ culture. Texas-style brisket restaurants in Tokyo have 3-hour waits. American Barbeque, a chain in Osaka, charges $80 a plate and sells out nightly. Japan's wagyu beef revolution was literally built by importing American cattle genetics in the 1800s. Americans worship Japanese food culture in the exact same way. Omakase spots in NYC and LA run $300-500 a head with 6-week waitlists. Ramen went from a $7 lunch to a $22 "experience." Every serious American pitmaster now studies yakitori technique. This tells you everything about why the US-Japan alliance is the most durable in geopolitics. Trade agreements and military bases hold countries together on paper. Genuine cultural admiration, where both sides look at the other's food and think "I want to be part of that," is what makes it stick. A Japanese creator looking at a photo of guys grilling steaks in a backyard and saying "someday I'd like to join" is the most honest expression of soft power that exists. No government program produced that. A grill and 40 pounds of meat did.

@DrShenanigans69 @harukaawake Holy shit

@harukaawake Technically a Lone Star State

🇯🇵🇺🇸 Yes, there is a whole subculture in our country dedicated to the Southern United States (especially Texas). I'm glad people people abroad can appreciate it too!

@RetroCoast Reports from who dude?

Breaking: Reports the 2 missiles fired at the US base on Diego Garcia were fired from an Israeli submarine Iran did not fire them- Israel did.

Claude is becoming borderline unusable

@IHTAcast @HayaseMotors Did you just stumble out of cryogenic sleep?

@HayaseMotors “Do” means to perform a task, so it can sorta be used to replace any number of verbs. You can do the dishes do the laundry do yourself up (get pretty) Famously, Ray William Johnson of =3 on YouTube is doing your mom

"do dish" means washing dishes?

@yo_jaydee Facebook used to actually be a fun and "social" place before it became an algorithmic slop factory

In middle school, I used to fertilize my crush's rice plots on Farmville every morning before school and she would thank me every single time. but one day, i logged in and saw that her crops were already fertilized and i asked her who fertilized her crops and it was my best friend who knew i was into her. this is why i have trust issues

@stitchbygoogle It doesn't even work

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@guevara_conrad @TheLaurenChen It’s a thing that when soldiers and sailors are being fed particularly well, it signals that they’re about to be sent to war

@TheLaurenChen I don't know what I am looking at here. Meatloaf & rice? A crab leg? Some of these posts have no context.

Sir, I'm going to hold your hand as I tell you this

@tmuxvim This guy gets it

no, the wall touched Chuck Norris

My interpretation: anon was depressed and feeling a sense of powerlessness over their life. Successfully arranging their own suicide is the first thing they've done "for themself" in a very long time and it restored some sense of agency and accomplishment. They realized that if they can apply their agency to this, they can apply it to other things too. Quality of life starts going up, depression starts easing up, and outlook turns brighter.

@ImperiumFirst He really never misses

Joe Kent disavowed Nick Fuentes in 2022 for being anti-Israel Now he’s saying Israel dragged us into war with Iran and Iraq

@acrimonyand Born and raised in Texas, these have always been fireflies to me

“Firefly”