Sawyer Lovett

Predictably, I’m back out after a brief foray into this app. Same name on threads.

@amyignatow @AS_King Oooo, how so?!

@AS_King @OscosDad Respectful disagree. It’s delightfully changed the way I regard actual ducks.

I think autocorrect’s most toxic trait is changing its to it’s.

@theCBGrass Eggs are trans culture now

@theCBGrass I constantly have a jar of soft boiled soy eggs pickling in my fridge. Some variation of eggs and coconut rice is usually my lunch!

@jesscallans @ericsmithrocks The opposite of whatever this is: reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshol…

@ericsmithrocks Cycle breaking. No shame cheese for this generation. They'll eat their shredded cheese with pride.

My kid is just joyfully eating from a bag of shredded cheddar cheese when you’re supposed to eat it at midnight over the sink while having a good cry in the dark.

Today!!!

@jesscallans Yes, very much so

Idk about y'all, but my gender-identity-discourse fatigue is at an all time high.

@YoureNotRidOfMe I’m so happy about this, dude. I’m proud of you all the time.

@novaren Congrats! I hope you do something kind and wildly indulgent for yourself to celebrate!

@MottledSkeleton Lord willing. 🙏

Omg this is so deserved! Go read Light From Uncommon Stars if you haven’t. Do it IMMEDIATELY

@sarahroseetter But also extremely on brand

i just respectfully said i didn’t like that she put grapes on her key lime pie this feels extreme

@theCBGrass But accessories: crown or horned headpiece? Cape? Armour?

@rcmacleod Omg that’s the worst. My cvs kept switching between those and the ones with the removable barrels over the pandemic.

Finally got hormones (woo!) but my new syringes are those skinny 1ml ones instead of the big ones I've used for 20 years, and this seemingly minor change is completely throwing me and now I'm googling "where does the syringe plunger go to" like I'm new or something

@MottledSkeleton Jfc pal. Please stay safe, ok?

Your last meme is your moral philosophy

@YoureNotRidOfMe Is there a registration link?

@TheAdamSass All I see are icons tbh

Don’t know if Max has super grasped genre cohesion and clarity yet