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@PoliticoForYou Nutjob

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Liz Truss suggests “underground transgender mafia” may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen.

@TheSun So you can't have friends now if you work at BBC?

BBC Radio 2 star Scott Mills sacked over 'historic male relationship' #Echobox=1774873985" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3…

@TalkTV @RobertJenrick @iancollinsuk Stop calling greens far left then

Is Reform far-right? @RobertJenrick does not think so. "We just need to return to secure borders, safe streets, stop wasting all this money, and just put the interests of the British people first." @iancollinsuk

@toryboypierce @RachelReevesMP There all on their two week jollys while everyone else suffers

Australia latest to cut fuel duty while @RachelReevesMP dithers. Where’s the leadership?

@Daily_Express Better out than in

Lib Dem MP Mike Martin caught picking his nose during parliamentary meeting 😂 #dailyexpress #news #libdem #parliament

@implausibleblog He started 2 FFS

President Trump, "I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me" "I don't want to be bragging, but nobody else settled wars"

@Nigel_Farage Didn't solve anything did it ffs

The Sun says 92% of burglaries in Britain went unsolved during 2025. This is exactly why we ran our Britain is Lawless campaign last summer. thesun.co.uk/news/38652370/…

@OliLondonTV How's no wars Trump going FFS

President Trump says Cuba will be “next.” “Cuba's going to be next. Cuba's a mess, it's a failing country, and they're going to be next.”

@EssexPR Not on your Christmas card list then!

Green Party supporters 🌳 ❌ ▪️OLDER GENERATIONS WHO STILL THINK THAT THEY’RE ABOUT CLEAN RIVERS, TREES & THE ENVIRONMENT ▪️SOCIALIST NUTTERS ▪️RADICAL ISLAMISTS WHO WILL USE THEM ▪️COMMUNISTS ▪️STUDENTS WITH NO IDEA OF LIFE,BUSINESS, CRIME OR POLITICS ▪️GULLIBLE IDIOTS

@RebelHQ Where's the cat come from?

The NHS - this is farcical. Sister-in-law phones 111 - she's a passenger in a car, her husband has been bitten by a cat. 111: where are you? Sister-in-law: In the car, I'm a passenger. 111: I have to end this call, you have to phone from somewhere safe. Parks on the duel carriageway lay-by and calls 111: 111: Where are you? Sister-in-law: Parked in a lay-by on a dual carriageway. 111: I have to end this call, I cannot talk to you till you are parked somewhere safe. What? What if her husband had been having a heart attack? This is nonsense.

@SirBylHolte Just to piss you off obviously

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE: Richard Harris dies - replaced as Dumbledore by Michael Gambon, white. Michael Gambon dies - replaced as Dumbledore by John Lithgow, white. Maggie Smith dies - replaced as Minerva Mcgonagall by Janet McTeer, white. Robbie Coltrane dies - replaced as Hagrid by Nick Frost, white. So why is Alan Rickman the only one being replaced by a black African actor?

@MrPitbull07 It still does you can get milk delivered today ffs

My wife says this never happened. Does anyone else remember when milk came in glass bottles and the milkman would deliver it to your doorstep before sunrise? You’d leave the empties out for him to pick up!

@LBC @HenryRiley1 There's a thing called multitasking

'He's gallivanting around the world whilst we're going down the toilet!' Caller Stuart tells @HenryRiley1 that Keir Starmer can't turn the UK around because he's got 'no clout'.

@darrengrimes Thought they be right up your street Daz!

A leader of a British political party on a stage like this… If you don’t laugh you’ll cry.

@IndieGameJoe But with a Zombie one bite isn't just death! Just means you get turned into a zombie

BREAKING: A small indie team is making a zombie game where zombies are actually... zombies?!🧟‍♂️ - One bite means permanent death - No map, no HUD, no waypoints - Zombies cannot parkour, sprint, or mutate It's called Undead Chronicles. Finally, a real, traditional zombie game!

@GBNEWS What the fuck is a crap event?

'There's a lot of stars and stripes here and there will be a lot of Union Jacks at CPAC GB!' Former Prime Minister Liz Truss has told GB News that there will be a CPAC event taking place for the first time in Great Britain this summer.

@darrengrimes Be funny when greens win them all

Reform is coming to save you from Labour councils!

@implausibleblog Is the deep state in the room with you now Liz??

Liz Truss, "My number one piece of advice to America and President Trump is there is still a deep state here in America" "I can see the forces that believe in wokeism, trans gender ideology, Islamism" "While you have power you have to do all you can to remove them" "The big lesson from 14 years of Conservative government is that we didn't do that" "We need to make sure that our media succeeds and that we turn off the enemy an don't watch the enemy, and cut off their oxygen" "Please help us fight these forces in Europe" "Because if you don't help us defeat these forces in Europe, they're coming for you next"

@Daily_Express @JamesAKnuckey @grok how many trips did Boris Johnson and Sunak take?

🚨PM has been dubbed 'Never Here Keir' express.co.uk/news/politics/… @JamesAKnuckey

@RobertJenrick Missed a shot using being pumped at the pump haha

Across the country motorists are being hammered at the pump. If the Chancellor cared, she would halve VAT on fuel and give drivers some relief. Why won’t she?