EvilOverlordGB

Greetings underlings, this is your Evil Overlord. This satirical account has been set up to highlight the issues that I would look to address once I assume power of this Britain that we call Great. The best part is if anyone disagrees; Hello! Evil Overlord!!!

@RDGWhatsOn @lolly_AnnaK Does this mean I can bring my 'Per sempre amore' tape for you to sign like we spoke about last time?

There's a new parade route for 2023, winding all the way through town and back out again. And there's lote of lovely live entertainment too, from local acts like Big Jay & @coloursandfires to big names like @lolly_AnnaK and headliner @_ClaireRichards

There's just over a week to go till this year's @Reading_Pride Love Unites Parade and Festival - the town's biggest celebration of all things LGBT+ and a fun and inclusive day out for all. whatsonreading.com/venues/reading…

@ClaireMax 🎶Jellicle cats are hot and buff Jellicle cats show off their stuff Jellicle cats ignore their haters Jellicle cats eat mashed potatoes 🎶

🎶 Are you mean like a minx? Are you lean like a lynx? Are you keen to be seen when you’re smelling a rat? We’re you there when the pharaohs commissioned the sphinx? If you were and you are, you’re a Jellicle cat 🎶

@JessicaNigri @RedBeedrill Originally it did, and venomoth from metapod. They switched them during production because; reasons...

@RedBeedrill This is one of those things I’ve thought of FOR YEARS

WHO IS THE WORST POKEMON. GO.

@ClaireMax With the greatest respect...

Who doesn’t love purple

@LaylaMoran It's this kind of attention to detail that makes you PM material. Your campaign material should just be a series of pictures showing how organised you are, including a perfectly stored set of Christmas tree lights with NO tangles!

Significant to no one else life win: I just got a new screen protector on with no bubbles 😊 what was yours this week?

Back muscles go brrrrr

@smp1177 @BucsCheer Good scoreline, right?

@BucsCheer What the F

@LBC your #EvilOverlord is backing @BorisJohnson to be PM again. Only he has the Gaul to keep the peasants and pions of this country under the boot of their betters, where they belong. Government is for the elite few, isn't it?

@ClaireMax More like Yum Tum Tugger. You certainly are a curious beast.

If you offer me fish, then I always want a feast When there isn't any fish, well, darling, I'm not having rabbit If you offer me cream, then I sniff and sneer For I only like what I find for myself

@trussliz Your #EvilOverlord wants to reassure you that you are doing a GREAT job! I'm not remotely sure what that job is, but you are clearly nailing it. Don't let the haters get you down my dude.

🎉 BIG Giveaway 🎉 To celebrate the launch of the #GameMasterScreen tomorrow, we are giving one away! (Rules posted below 👇) #WyrmwoodWednesday #dnd5e #dnd #giveaway #dice #miniatures #dndart

Interviews tend to be a bit boring, so your #EvilOverlord has decided from now on; if anyone in an interview gets called on their phone and we hear the ringtone or vibrations, that person MUST answer on speakerphone and take the embarrassment coming to them. @mrjamesob agreed?

@LaylaMoran He won't go, why would he? He is backed by supporters and voters who for them there is NO red line he and the Tories can cross that will make them admit they got it wrong and and put thier X anywhere else. This is modern democracy unfortunately.

Boris Johnson broke the law. That is why he is being fined. This is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom we are taking about here. He must surely now resign or be removed. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

@mrjamesob would you agree that nuclear weapons have nothing to do with "peace" as claimed, but are in fact more of a deterrent to resistance as demonstrated by Putin right now?

@ChrisHe911 @UKLabour Please, tell us how this is being FORCED on you?

This LGBT+ History Month we reflect on how far we’ve come in the fight for equality and focus on the work left to do. The last Labour Government did more to advance LGBT+ rights than any UK government in history. We are proud to continue the fight for LGBT+ rights.

@2ndWinston @UKLabour How about we have a "white people's month" where we review everything that white people have TAKEN from the world? You Sir, are the reason we need things like LGBT or Black history month.

@LaylaMoran I stand part corrected; he found a way to apologise yet still not admit he was in the wrong. Quite impressive really, disgusting, but impressive.

@LaylaMoran Never gonna happen, that would require him admitting he was wrong and he appears to be incapable of this human trait. The real problem is he will continue to get away with it due, to a mixture of blind Tory loyalty and lack of viable opposition. Drastic change is needed.

People are bored of Boris Johnson continuing to try and cover-up the parties at Number 10. He should come to #PMQs and explain himself, give an apology, and begin to earn back the trust of the British people.

@ClaireMax Would it be rude to ask your current neck, arm and thigh measurements and how much you gained on each of them? The pictures look like a big difference but the tape measure doesn't lie.

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@ClaireMax Not gonna lie, these pics took me by surprise but I'm here for it.

Feeling crappy with what I’m 99% sure is just a seasonal cold (negative rapid Covid test and I got a PCR this morning to be safe) so I have decided to wear no pants and drink tea about it