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@OxPraise
hey, don’t take my tweet personally… it’s just me expressing myself here
Katılım Şubat 2025
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Two blondes were going to the mall. When they got out of the car, they started tossing the car keys back and forth. One of the blondes missed, and the keys flew into the sewer drainpipe.
The other blonde tried to reach it but couldn't. So, she called a locksmith, and a cop. When the two got there, the blondes explained what happened, then the cop tried to reach the keys but couldn't.
Finally the locksmith opened the door. The blonde that missed the keys in the first place said, "Whew... for a second there I thought we might of needed to use the SPARE key."
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The weight of an elephant does not determine the ability of giving birth, neither doesn't go against it hitting a gym nor you making it a better breeds.
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner
What advice would you give to this man?
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@Matt_Pinner The weight of an elephant does not determine the ability of giving birth, neither doesn't go against it doing a gym nor you making it a better breeds.
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That's why is unpopular.
Bella@BellaBaddie__
Unpopular opinion: Women also spend money on men but they don't make noise like men
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@GiaMMacool Funny how a woman digging into a man’s life is ‘smart,’ but a man doing the same is a ‘creep.’ Men do your homework, just don’t cross the line.
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Time doesn’t prove loyalty… it just gives people more chances to hide who they really are.
Nithya Shri@Nithya_Shrii
You’ll have someone around you for years calling them family & the whole time they jealous of you.
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@Nithya_Shrii Time doesn’t prove loyalty… it just gives people more chances to hide who they really are.
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What are you saying? Women involve in porn with the means of social media to destroy men.
Mans Ascent@Mans_Ascent
Porn has destroyed men. Social media has destroyed women.
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@KarolineGosling if your peace depends on controlling someone else, the problem isn’t her, it’s the dynamic. I believe a relationship isn’t a driver passenger thing, it’s two people who know how to regulate themselves and respect each other.
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How does @elonmusk still manage to reply to the right tweets despite drowning in notifications?
Saurabh@_saurabh__xd
Peak unemployment
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If this is the random thoughts you wrote in you bio, am disappointed!
Chioma🧚♂️@xxterberry
50/50 is for roommates, not for a man who says he loves you. When a man loves you, he leads with intention, not calculation.
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@Wizarab10 This tweet 0.5 percent will be female because some ladies don't have what to even contribute as reply talk less of money aspect.
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E good as everybody dey talk their mind, so tomorrow, you’ll not say you don’t know. I am not an Odogwu. I am not a real man. I am not an intentional man.
“But you have money na.”
Ogbeni, drop your own part.
I’ll not carry all the bills for any reason because where your money is, your heart will be there. Everyone fights for their investment. If you keep all your money to yourself, your heart can NEVER be in that home. If your money is in the home, you’ll be invested in the home. Moreover, how is our daughter supposed to understand a girl child is supposed to be financially responsible to her family if her mother is financially useless? Wait, are you raising your daughters to grow and be dependent on men to carry her bills? 😭
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@quesadaaa_ It’s honestly sad how common that experience is. Nobody deserves to carry that kind of hurt.
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@DontBotherKeiti Not everything is that deep, but people really need to learn boundaries too. He forgot he’s the one at your door, not the other way around.
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