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@d_Advocate1 @Chukwudieg37867 You will even find out that those fertilizers were from the federal government.

@Chukwudieg37867 Shared fertilizer is that "lasting" Agricultural impact" ? Such an Id!ot. Even the most useless Governor you would find must have shared fertilizer. Get the fuxk out of my mention.

I listened to this clip. To be honest, I do not even know what else to say about this man. You are not an outsider as far as Nigerian politics is concerned. As a two-term Governor, you cannot keep talking about governance in abstract terms as though you have never held an executive office before. And this constant “Northern Nigeria” rhetoric every single day is also exhausting. What lasting impact did you leave in the agricultural sector during your eight years as Governor? For someone whose entire business model was built around importation, he makes an awful lot of noise about moving Nigeria from consumption to production. Yet, whenever he is asked how he intends to achieve that, he starts stammering. The other time Seun of Channels asked him how he would improve exportation, he was completely clueless. But this is the same person who wants to transform Nigeria. Just wrap it up, bro 🤦

@chibuzo_mikel @Alhajirostova Nigeria is really in deep trouble with the kind of people they tend to listen to. People that seem educated but with total lack of knowledge and exposure. These present day youth are a case.

@Alhajirostova My anger is not necessarily about your post (which is mischievous and laced with bold ignorance), it is that over 4000 empty brains felt you were making sense and liked your post!

so your brain didn't tell you that if students rely on loans to go school, it's a system failure?? come, are you guys really this stupid??

@_onlyscott Ronaldo da lima and Rivaldo

.. Excluding Ronaldinho and Raphinha Name an BRAZILIAN player that has played for BARCELONA Level; HARD

@pin_upj @firstladyship Just like your parents .

@Oyindahmo @firstladyship you are a f00l sir.

Young Nigerians are on fire! Leave everything & listen to our Gen Z speak. I’m so proud of them! Why should anyone pay over ₦600K for a substandard education in a public university? NELFUND is a Ponzi Scheme. The APC almost got away with it. They removed the subsidy in Education, & ‘public’ school fees skyrocketed! To make matters worse, you told them to borrow from you before they could go to school. How much did you pay to attend a public school? Which school did you attend? Their struggling parents can barely afford food & rent. Where do you expect them to fetch the 600K from? From the poverty you created? We have to speak for these young minds. We should never make the mistake of abandoning them. Education is a RIGHT, not a privilege! Over ₦600K in a “public” university without functional laboratories, electricity, R&D, & a conducive environment for higher learning, is no education, but punishment! You are denying our children their right to a guaranteed future. Education was under attack in eleven years. They want to keep you poor & uneducated. Asiwaju is an octogenarian. He is not part of Nigeria’s future debates. His Generation are already on their way out. We Millennials ‘may’ have failed. But the APC cannot withstand the Generation Zoomers. The youngest among them is 15 years. The oldest just turned 30. They came of age on Sai Buhari’s watch. We must keep their fire alive. They are the ones to carry the torch. They are legatees of the New Nigeria that is POssible. They will protect the right of Nigerians to choose. The future belongs to these young minds, & we must protect their right to a quality & affordable education. We must teach, guide, & protect them. WE MUST!

12hours later, less than 100 retweets. If you continue abusing Nigeria on a daily basis, I understand fully. Your “people” don’t fuck with sensible posts like this😂😂😂.

@_onlyscott Thirty Henry

Guess the Goalscorer Level: HARD

@OzorNdiOzor Why are you only thinking of business as buying and selling? That's a very short mind.

@_onlyscott Gareth Bale

Guess the Goalscorer Level: HARD

TO ALL TINUBU SUPPORTERS: WHEN YOU ARE ASKED WHAT TINUBU HAS DONE IN HAS 3 YEARS IN OFFICE; HERE IS WHAT YOU ARE TO SHOW THEM. The blind must see what President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has done ✅ ♾️ 🦇 (REPOST AGGRESSIVELY IF YOU ARE FOR TINUBU) 🏛 Governance & Finance • 💰 NELFUND • 🏦 CreditCorp • 🏛 LGA Autonomy • 💵 Naira-for-Crude Policy • 💳 National Credit Guarantee Company (NCGC) • 🏗 Budget Deficit Down: from 50% (2023) → 25% (2025) • 💼 Tax Bill passed • 💹 Increased Revenue • 💶 Non-Oil Exports Up 40% in 2 years • 💰 Over $40bn Foreign Investment • 📈 Stock Exchange Boom • 📊 Trade Surplus: ₦18 trillion in 2 years • 🔒 No More Printing Money for FAAC • 💵 States No Longer Borrow to Pay Salaries ⚙️ Economic & Infrastructure Reforms • 🌾 Livestock Ministry • 🏭 SAPZ (Special Agric Processing Zones) • 🚍 Compressed Natural Gas (CNG) Initiative • 🛠 Refineries Activation (Shut Only When Unprofitable) • 🛣 Coastal Highway: Lagos–Calabar • 🛣 Sokoto–Badagry & Other Legacy Roads • ⛽️ Oil-Asset-Metering / Oil Theft Reduction • 💧 NNPC Funds Credited Directly • ⛏ Mining Reforms • ⚓️ Maritime Enhanced Monitoring System (MEMS) • 🌍 Positive Balance of Trade • 🏠 MREIF Mortgage Initiative 🧑‍🏫 Social & Development Initiatives • 👷‍♀️ 3MTTT (Tech Talent Training) • 🧑‍🔧 TVET (Technical & Vocational Education Training) • 🧒 Nutrition 774 Initiative • 🧭 Renewed Hope Ward Development Programme (8,089 Wards Nationwide) • 🌱 Green Imperative Project • 🧵 Cotton, Textile & Garment Dev. Board • 🍫 Cocoa Board Reinstated • 🚜 NIPOST Agricultural Infrastructure & Logistics (NAILI) • 🏫 DL4ALL (NITDA Digital Learning for All) • 🧑‍⚕️ National Health Fellows Programme • 🧍 Forest Guards for 1,149 Reserves • ⚖️ Nigeria First Policy • 🌐 SUPA (Smart Urban Planning Agenda) • 🚌 6 Mega CNG Bus Terminals (Regional Zones) • 🏢 Jobs & Training Support for 1000 Beneficiaries per Ward 🏥 Reforms Continue Nationwide: • ⚕️ Health Reforms • 💊 Increased Medical Investment • 🧍‍♂️ Minimum Wage (100%+ Increment) • 📉 IMF Debt reduced from $3.26bn → $800.23m • 💷 Cleared $7bn Forex Backlog • 🏦 CBN Stabilised • 🏢 Loans to Industries and SMEs • 🌍 6 Regional Development Commissions Copied but verified and certified 🚨😌✅

From now on, Every insult against Atiku by Obidients will be reciprocated with the same energy against Peter Obi. We will not accept PO as Atiku’s running mate. Go and run with Kwankwaso in any other party. The ADC ticket will not be handed on a platter; power is taken, not given. The ADC VP slot will not be offered on a platter; it will be fiercely competitive. The Coalition is bigger than any one man’s ambition.

“Anyone would tell you that it’s going to be easy, please don’t vote for him. Because It’s either he’s lying to you or he doesn’t know what job he’s going to get into.” — Sanusi Lamido Sanusi

This is so beautiful bro. Just continue setting the pace and breaking barriers. The Sky is your stepping stone. Ignore detractors and focus on your grind.

@Tunde_OD @asemota Beautiful 🤩

It is with great pride that I present to you the very first Nigerian Adire chess board. Each one sells for a million naira(700 dollars). It’s a limited collection of just 100 pieces. 50% of proceeds goes towards charity and I will personally hand deliver to the first 20 people.

This was NBC in 2011, 2015, 2019 and 2023 general elections. There’s nothing new here. Talmbout in my 30 years of living 😏 I’ve provided the links to the 2023 tweets below

Empty noise as always. Moving on. What’s great on Netflix?

@fimiletoks I love the way you broke it down.

Sunday piece... A subsidy of N500 per litre which will bring the cost of petrol to about N800 will cost us N30bn daily and N900bn monthly for the first month and trust the number to go up with fraud in subsequent months. N5.4trn in 6 months. Plug and play the figures for your targeted pump price eith subsidy. N900bn is 50% of the FAAC shared in February which means subsidy will reduce revenues by 50%. No state except Lagos, Delta and Rivers can absorb this shock in their budgets based on projected revenue and dependency on FAAC. They won't be able to pay salaries and fund The FG's budget deficit will also worsen which means we have to go back to ways and means. With ways and means, inflation and Naira devaluation is sacrosanct. Looking at the FG projections - $60 per barrel and 1.84m barrel per day production. Even though oil prices have gone up, our production shortfall counters the gain massively. We also have forward contract obligations to meet with crude. We would have made a windfall with a production over 2m bpd. With Executive order 9, conservatively we can estimate a monthly Excess crude account inflow at $15m - $20m daily. Conservatively even the money from Excess crude prices can't pay the subsidy requirement so we need to borrow to pay it. While Cardoso will be looking at boosting our reserves, Wale will be eyeing the fund to pay some of our debt obligations while a percentage of accrued FAAC should be deployed to cushion the effects of the unwarranted global oil increase. What can the government cut? Nothing, the police is recruiting, Army is recruiting, forest guards are coming onboard and we are spending on insecurity with a debt in trillions hanging above the power sector. Growth in Non oil revenue is now as important as ever. Challenging times for Cardoso, Mr. Wale Edun, Mr. Zach and Mr. Taiwo. Caveat - This post is for people with a certain level of IQ.

@egi_nupe Many just can't afford it.

I notice people living abroad do not spend so much decorating their living/sitting rooms unlike those of us in Nigeria. I wonder why?

@shimataver @pariola1 @Peace_Makarr 😅😅 I like how you ended it . Nigerians abroad and their sugarcoating. Hmmm

@pariola1 @Peace_Makarr All of these sounds super amazing when you compare it to what we have in Nigeria. But.. there’s still much more to unpack. However, let’s just leave it for now.

The first time I took a stroll through Manchester, I had an existential crisis. All the hustle culture that I brought with me from Nigeria died there for a minute. It was as if they took my purpose away, and it's now like, what? What do I live for? It hit me differently because all my life, I've lived and been hustling to get rich, get as much money as I can so that I can secure the future of my generation(tho it was going to be through legal means). A typical Nigerian mindset, right? Disgusting. But now that you are in an environment where our Nigerian luxuries are basic amenities, now what? What is the point of amassing a crazy amount of wealth when I can live comfortably without tripping my hustle? So, while I was at it, I realized I don't need to hustle like that, the system will take care of the kids and their future. All they need to do is just do the right thing and everything will be fine. I can be my doctor in peace, take on a normal shift, and enjoy life. No need to learn forex, coding, or copywriting. I don't need to pack the whole world to feel secure as I would in Nigeria. Come to think of it, being a medical doctor is a lot on its own, trying to double and triple your hustle on it is suicide. This is by the way. I came to the conclusion that we are here to worship God and enjoy life. We are not here to make money, money is a tool to achieve God's work in a normal system. But you see in Nigeria, money is needed to make you feel secure. I snapped back to reality the moment I landed at Murtala Muhammed International Airport, took that bolt ride, and entered the road to Lagos. Now, I'm back to the getting stinkingly rich mindset till I leave this shit hole. Nigeria has damaged a lot of us and it is a pity that a lot of us can't see it.

@Frank_hacker_ @jon_d_doe A lot of people are just educated illiterates. Just 30 people warming 60m/year in Nigeria? Poverty mentality has blinded a lot of people .

@jon_d_doe Who will pay you 3k pounds in nigeria? In the whole nigeria, it is not more than 20 to 30 people that earn such amount of money monthly as salary

Someone earning 3k pounds per month in Nigeria, is richer than someone earning 3k pounds per month in the UK, by almost all standards. End.