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🚨🗣️ Rooney on Frank: “I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my head in. “We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is about this guy getting his haircut. I bet he’d be devastated if United win the fifth game because all of a sudden he's irrelevant”. #MUFC [@NoTippyTappyPod]

Throwback to Onana’s pre-game routine with Amorim’s GK coach 😂😭😂

Is anyone else’s feed full of Man U fans talking about how much better they are than Arsenal and how they’ll beat us tomorrow? I’m seeing combined XIs with 6-7 Man U players in them.

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🚨 Virgil van Dijk: “The first goal I think it was a difficult ball to judge in the circumstances. The wind was tricky”.

@TouchlineX Why’s Pogba on this list ?

If you have to pick ONE, who would you say is going down as the worst signing in Manchester United history? 🗑️

Ayden Heaven won 100% of his duels, completed 94% of his passes, made 8 clearances and committed 0 fouls in Man United's 1-0 victory against Newcastle. A perfect defensive performance 💪

7/7.

10/10 tv moment. Nearly had to crack a can open.

The coasting after scoring is an infection that has to be cleaned out. It’s the same as only waking up when conceding.

7 games, 6 losses

Fuck your padel. Who remembers when JJB literally had 10 pitches inside, full every day of the week where the real ones grew up. Games gone.

Harry Maguire with a MASSIVE header to send the away end wild! 😱

the man who made me fall in love with football

Rubén Amorim plays 5 defenders (and Ugarte) but his team can't defend. Spends £200million on 3 forwards but his team can't attack. Keith Andrews's Brentford join virtually every other PL team in outcoaching. Every single measure of Amorim's tenure has been catastrophically bad.

@wilsonp911 Nope. I think I got paid 500 grand to insult weirdos, luvvies & perverts 😂

David Beckham free-kick in Manchester derby at Maine Road - 2000 1:36 into the game 💨

I’m sorry I dont care how much he fits into the system, Mainoo should never be on the bench watching Ugarte play football.

If I fucking speak

Very pleased with the 45 from Mbeumo. He is going to be top. Don’t like Cunha at striker we really miss his characteristics. I think I actually prefer Bruno deep with runners ahead of him now, to him being in the 10.