Will “Tingleberry” Winkle

How am I supposed to go outside and get food? #Helpme

Just left the store, next stop Chatham!

@DeathMarquis_ Says “Marquis of Death”

@WWinkle412 Fuckin' loser.

How am I supposed to go outside and get food? #Helpme

Burner bar crawl?

@StevenHanuhzrl Fickes U should be a mortal mega.

PAC picks of the day🚨🚨 Luke Alvarez O 0.5 homeruns Luke Alvarez O 0.5 bat flips Caz (Ass) Ostrowski O 1.5 balks (credit due to @WWinkle412) Matt Bamford O 1.5 wild pitches Jack Fickes U 0.5 appearances (banned to the shadow realm) Let’s see what the PACtion brings us today

@SmittyTheStone @WCTitanBaseball @ACGatorbaseball @Crum18 @wjathletics @ChathamCougar @JCrum16 @Samschuster_20 @PAC_Athletics I’m not sure Oliver. The cougs are hot.

PAC Interesting Coaching Matchups: @WCTitanBaseball vs @ACGatorbaseball in the Game of the Week ! Give me Coach Crum @Crum18 @wjathletics vs @ChathamCougar A tough one to choose between @JCrum16 and @Samschuster_20. I like my odds on the Presidents ! @PAC_Athletics

Daily PAC Picks 04/25🚨 Caz (Ass) Ostrowski O 1.5 Balks Ryan Cochran O 1.5 XBH Payton Zupko U 6.5 IP Waynesburg U .5 Wins +1500 Parlay of the Day.

Just got word from @WWinkle412 that W&J vs Chatham is Chathams senior day. Seems like the reason option to attend, arrival time 12:45 after a quick stop at the local beer distributor #Paction #buschapple #fuckmickjanosko

@ThirdLegGreg7 I’ll meet you there. It’s a beautiful day for PAC baseball Greg

Luke “10 homers in April” Alvarez

Only took 7 years. PAC Legend David Leslie would have had 500 strikeouts in that time.

@PACMANTER Classic BVA alum.

One of my favorite terrorist in the PAC is Thiel superstar Aidan “Bambino” Ochs He’s hitting a combine .171 in the last two years. One thing that the scouts love about him is his SLG% is .267 all time What a fine 5-tool player

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@ThirdLegGreg7 Think I will split screen it from the couch.

PAC baseball back in play tomorrow! So excited that I have goosebumps for tomorrow’s slate of games Deciding whether I should head out to Allegheny vs Westminster or W&J vs Chatham

@PACMANTER Personally would have put Storey at 1.

Top 5 pitching terrorists in the PAC this year. 1. Jack Fickes - Thiel - 16.50 WHIP. 2. Brock Mathews - Thiel - 14 era. 3. Jackson Fox - W&J - Hit 5 guys in one inning. 4. Connor Storey - Waynesburg - .714 Opponent BA. Hit Parade. 5. Owen White - Allegheny - 11.66 era

@ThirdLegGreg7 @GCC_Wolverines Never seen Tate balk.

@GCC_Wolverines watching Caz “Ass” Ostrowski balk for the 20th time time this year

@StevenHanuhzrl Fickes snubbed for 1.

Top 5 PAC players most likely to be arrested 5. Ty Eberhardt (Looks scummy) 4. Isiah Petty (McKeesport native) 3. Colin Marinpetro (likely hits women like hits balls) 2. Jack Fickes (ERA is meant to be low) 1. Ethan Erhard (crimes committed against humanity in his recent starts)

@jaredVandy22 Any idea?

Looking for some help from our buddies in the UAA. Everyone wants to know where Quinn “The Terrorist” Saunders is. Will he strike again? Sources say he was last seen throwing a touch and feel bullpen with Black Plyoballs.

Top 5 Terrorists in the PAC. 1. Gavyn Romanyak, Franciscan (Self Explanatory) 2. Jack Fickes, Thiel (148.5 ERA) 3. Savian Wilkins, Hiram (15 WHIP) 4. Caz (Ass) Ostrowski, GCC (4 Balks 1 Game) 5. Chad Behrendt, Bethany (6 hits 45 ABs 14 Ks and Ringgold alum.) HM. Quinn Saunders