Patrick Bahners

5 rules of writing: 1. The reader can only read your words, not your mind. 2. Never make the reader work. 3. The reader is always right. 4. The reader has many other choices. 5. You have (at most) two paragraphs to keep the reader.

i went on a date with a classmate once. three years of sitting in the same room without acknowledging each other, then one group project and we figured out pretty fast that we liked each other we walked home from the 4ème arrondissement that night, more or less following ligne 1 the whole way. it was early june and the city was still warm at midnight. every time we reached a metro station we'd say "let's walk to the next one". it took us two hours to get home, stopping every few minutes to make out i don't think this story works in any other city or maybe it does in like Rome but i've never been to Rome

Wenn man Marcel Proust mit Sophie Passmann vergleicht, ist das literarische Niveau in Deutschland zu Ende.

🚨 "An Agreement has been largely negotiated, subject to finalization between the United States of America, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the various other Countries, as listed..." - President Donald J. Trump

Mit großer Trauer nehmen wir Abschied von unserem Freund Norbert Kartmann. Sein großes Engagement für Hessen, sein unermüdlicher Einsatz für seine Mitmenschen, seine Verlässlichkeit und seine Menschlichkeit werden unvergessen bleiben. (1/4)

Wenn man Marcel Proust mit Sophie Passmann vergleicht, ist das literarische Niveau in Deutschland zu Ende.