Paul Cherpeau

@FootballCliches “He’s got so many tools in his artillery” - Daniel Sturridge about Frimpong 😂😂😂

@SouthernSunday @ParklifeFC @claphamchiefsfc Clapham Chiefs’ rulebook coordinator last seen trying to hurl the Parklife B captain’s boot over the stand proclaiming “that’s the real final”???

Donovan Thomas Cup Final 2025 Full Time at Imber Court @ParklifeFC B 3 @claphamchiefsfc 0 @ParklifeFC have won the Donovan Thomas Cup! 🏆

@FootballCliches Andros Townsend just described Georgia experiencing “two hammer blows”. Maybe one for adjudication panel but how many hammer blows is the maximum allowed in a single match? I was steadfast in my belief that it’s one but… 🤷‍♂️

Tbf we suspected that Slovakia were in the easier side of the draw #ENGSLW

@oliblue777 I heard there were punches thrown but they all missed 😉

One of the absolute best that #LFC

What’s the fucking point? #var

Good leave

RIP Bill Kenwright. Responsible for one of the greatest displays of cross-city support this century. It will not be forgotten.

@Zonal_Marking At best it’s “a nice touch”

Happy to concede that I do not even remotely understand the “class act” scale any more

Not even a yellow?!

At some point a team should just walk off the pitch. Utterly bonkers and again calls into question the competency and suitability of the referee(s) and those making the rules. It’s got to change.

@leads @Andy_H_EFC “We go the game” 🤥😉

Booked to go to Greece this weekend months ago, timing it in large part because I didn't want to be there if we go down. Last year was different as we couldn't officially go down at the Palace game. Delighted at my decision tbh, my nerves are shot to pieces even now.

Tedious kit question; City and Arsenal both in white shorts, I'm sure when Everton have played there it's been an all blue kit or an away kit. Yes, I have just bored myself.

Nice of the lads to boycott todays match in solidarity with Gary Lineker 😟

If @antanddec don’t have @GaryLineker on Saturday Night Takeaway it’s the biggest missed opportunity since Gary’s penalty vs Brazil

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Aaaand we’re back 😩

@FootballJOE It’s finally happened

Can't believe we're actually typing this, but Peter Walton is actually spot on

@amazonmusic shuffle-only play feature is a dreadful “improvement” (which I guess you guys know) - it played a South Park Christmas song when my 4 year old asked for a nativity song which was hilarious/worrying. Needs binning.