Update me i know nothing!

@NUFC @ADMusgrove Eddie howes scapegoat! Kid was targeted by Howe for the poor form, nothing to do with Hall!

You're my super Lewis Hall 🎶🖤🤍

@toonchants Should have been Burn and Hall! spence if either one of them is outrageous!

Loads of “Hall is better than Burn” crack. Support the toon lads and both should be in! Djed Spence instead of Hall is outrageous. Hall’s form all season and Spence’s perceived poor attitude should make the decision itself.

@MarkHeath45 It’s false savings! The people don’t save, the companies just increase profit!

Rachel Reeves announces a giveaway. Like £20 off theme park tickets, and free buses for 5-15 yr olds! Why couldn’t they just give money off energy prices or a reduction in council tax? They both would be better received imo, yours?

@BLAHBLAHBL53710 Tories dug the hole, labour have thrown the country in it and started to fill it in!

WTAF DID THE TORIES DO FOR 14 YEARS IN POWER? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 LABOUR HAVE ACHIEVED MUCH MORE IN ONLY 23 MONTHS!!!! 🌹🌹🌹

@TheRealJamieKay Freezing fuel duty, after raising the cost of fuel 30p per litre! Don’t be so stupid! This is a smoke screen! They lower VAT but that doesn’t help families, it just increases the business profit margin as the saving won’t be passed down!

Rachel Reeves cutting VAT on family summer activities is exactly the kind of practical politics people want to see. Helping families afford days out, freezing fuel duty and easing pressure during the holidays instead of endless culture wars? More of this please.

@RachelReevesMP It’s a shame they can’t afford to drive to those places because the price of fuel is so high!

I want every family to have fun this summer. That's why I’m cutting VAT on children’s activities and meals with Great British Summer Savings. Our economic plan is the right one, to support families and businesses, and build a stronger and more secure Britain.

@MsBin117 You can, nobody is stopping you going to the toilet, you just have to use your biological toilets!

Fuck you, fuck this country and fuck anyone who supports this I can't even go to the toilet now. Literally where do I go? I can't use the mens due to risk of being attacked, can't use the disabled because you need a radar key to get in these days Guess I'll piss over parliament

@AdamFulwell_ Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

Thats a disgrace by the EFL btw. Boro have been training for days now knowing they’ll play Hull if this happens. Hull have had to prepare for either Southampton or Boro. They’ve been absolutely shafted. Surely you deal with it after the season has ended…

@JJToonArmy @NUFC @NUSCuk You are making absolutely zero sense! Please seek mental help!

@PColbourn @NUFC @NUSCuk Can’t be tolerant of the intolerant, out with you man -JJ

🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨: I am hearing that #NUFC have been offered the chance to re-sign Alexander Isak for a cut price of £50m this summer after a disappointing and injury ridden first season at #Liverpool. One to watch, but I don't think we should be taking him back -JJ #sooncome

@JJToonArmy Why am I not welcome in the country I was born and raised in, English born, English raised. @NUFC @NUSCuk Dint we have very nice tolerant people in our fanbase! My political views, regardless of what they may be, have no relevance in my views about ITK liars

@PColbourn Youre a flag shagging Charlie Kirk sympathiser therefore your opinion is invalid, null and void, not worthy of wiping my shitey arse with. Get out of my country you fucking reprobate stain, youre not welcome here! -JJ

@JJToonArmy You know absolutely nothing about transfers in or out of this club and are just another wannabe ITK account but just make up absolute rubbish.

@PColbourn Pipe down you speccy lettuce. Check my profile before you dare to tweet anything about me -JJ

@toontong85 I wish this could be a thing, but English football would be a nightmare, 12:30 Saturday kick off, and you’d be stinking of drink all day because sole bellend paid £7 a pint to throw it about when the team goes 1-0 up after 3 minutes. In theory I support, but it’s just be crap!

I know I'm a boring bastard but I think this would be a pain in the arse

@GallowgatePete Wtf he downed tools 3 months ago! Hardly a model professional! He thinks he is better than he is!

The hate for Gordon is ridiculous. His head clearly turned but has always been professional. We’ve had plenty of players who are still idolised by us that treat #nufc like shite. If he’s got this huge move to Bayern I wish him well

@Monica55dzrh American tip culture is weird!

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic..... 🤔🤔

@agbnufc_ @SkySportsNews @stevewraith It just allows city to get away with the 115 charges

@SkySportsNews @stevewraith Let me guess, this helps the Big 6 in some way.

Premier League is proposing to allow clubs to negotiate settlements over alleged breaches of its financial rules rather that seeing their cases automatically refereed to an independent commission, according to Sky News' Mark Kleinman.

@geordiejosh I hope he doesn’t get another minute! He’s downed tools and lost any respect I had for him as a player!

I really hope we bring Gordon on for a send off today, even if it’s for a few minutes at the end. That boy deserves nothing but gratitude and respect from us. 👏

Newcastle’s leaked 26/27 kit is already splitting opinions online 👀⚫️⚪️ Some fans love the bold new stripe design… others think it’s a step too far. What are your thoughts??💭⬇️ #NUFC

@Keir_Starmer You are not my prime minister!

Today the voices of division will be loud. They don't speak for the country I know, one that belongs to all of us. That's our Britain. A Britain worth fighting for. lbc.co.uk/article/keir-s…

@geordiejosh This account has been hacked and is being controlled by a mackem!

Emery's time at Villa will wipe the floor with Howe's if he wins the Europa league.